QUESTION!
Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:55 by HM writer

Which member of a 90s comedy duo was so spangled on drugs that when sitting in his plush office furiously masturbating, he didn't even notice the cleaner come in and hoover around him and leave?

GUESS HERE!

  • So the next time I see him I say:"Alright Bob you wanker?" he won't get upset then?

    ken tate Wed, 09/12/2009 - 00:15
  • Definitely Bob Mortimer.

    Bloke I knew about 1993 worked for Yorkshire TV and used to sort him out with sulphate from time to time - a bit of a fiend for the whizz apparently.

    seeformiles Fri, 04/12/2009 - 14:02
  • Are all you people new to HM or something?

    It's Bob Mortimer. He's a well known onanist.

    mr_chopper Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:24
  • The Chuckle Brothers is too good to be true.

    Can't really see them having an office though.

    I salute you boys.

    mcfuck Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:54
  • Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer? Can't think of any other 90s double acts other than Frank Skinner and David Baddiel

    newsjunkie Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:52
  • Yeah just fucking tell us you utter cunts, if you can't directly say it do an 'anonymous' comment below or get cancer and die, it's that simple.

    HM now it want to be all mainstream and acceptable with spots on BBC radio is deeply fucking boring.

    sofalover Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:30
  • Richard Herring?

    Mike Hannigan Fri, 04/12/2009 - 01:56
  • Boring. Names. Places. Pics.

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:26
  • We had comments about these things the other day.
    Just fucking tell us.
    If its true, they can't sue. Fags

    BonnyWill Thu, 03/12/2009 - 20:10
  • ONE OF THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS

    Gentleman Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:32
  • ONE OF THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS

    Gentleman Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:32
  • We had comments about these things the other day.
    Just fucking tell us.
    If its true, they can't sue. Fags

    BonnyWill Thu, 03/12/2009 - 20:10
  • Boring. Names. Places. Pics.

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:26
  • Richard Herring?

    Mike Hannigan Fri, 04/12/2009 - 01:56
  • Yeah just fucking tell us you utter cunts, if you can't directly say it do an 'anonymous' comment below or get cancer and die, it's that simple.

    HM now it want to be all mainstream and acceptable with spots on BBC radio is deeply fucking boring.

    sofalover Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:30
  • Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer? Can't think of any other 90s double acts other than Frank Skinner and David Baddiel

    newsjunkie Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:52
  • The Chuckle Brothers is too good to be true.

    Can't really see them having an office though.

    I salute you boys.

    mcfuck Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:54
  • Are all you people new to HM or something?

    It's Bob Mortimer. He's a well known onanist.

    mr_chopper Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:24
  • Definitely Bob Mortimer.

    Bloke I knew about 1993 worked for Yorkshire TV and used to sort him out with sulphate from time to time - a bit of a fiend for the whizz apparently.

    seeformiles Fri, 04/12/2009 - 14:02
  • So the next time I see him I say:"Alright Bob you wanker?" he won't get upset then?

    ken tate Wed, 09/12/2009 - 00:15