Guess the female newsreader...

QUESTION!
Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:01 by HM writer

Soon after the murder of Jill Dando, the majority of newsrooms were asked to scrutinise their security and make sure they were offering their presenters enough protection from nutnuts.

One particular News channel held a meeting with its head, deputy head, Executive Producer and a number of their more senior presenters.

Halfway through the meeting a delivery guy knocked on the door and informs everyone that an urgent package had just been delivered for said presenter.

The presenter looked surprised and opened it in front of everyone. It is a replica pistol. She screams, bursts into tears, security are called and she demands bodyguards (and a piece in the paper about it all).

Turns out she posted it to herself.

(The very same person who once tried to sue a member of staff she'd had an affair with in order to get him to return all the gifts she'd bought him).

GUESS HERE!

Comments

  • I think it is Natasha Kaplinsky. My eyes were wide open when I saw this video: http://www.tubesfan.com/watch/natasha-kaplinsky/2 . It think she could do anything to provoke more interest towards her personality.

    Sandrina Mon, 20/12/2010 - 10:07

  • I hate these poxy "guess who" stories, grow some fucking backbone and print the accusation or don't fucking bother. Pansy.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 10:26

  • I reckon it's Kirsty Young

    wenchie70x Sat, 06/02/2010 - 01:26

  • In all fairness to Sue Lawley she did come out with "Fuck me 'til I fart" to a friend of a friend of a friend when on an overseas asignment

    bystander Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:28

  • It's without doubt that cunt of broadcasting cunt-ville Kaplinsky. Met her once in Starbucks (fuck me for going there i know) near Green Park, she was out for a pre-lunch bunk up with a 'friend' after first coffee and 'look at me hiding behind big sunglasses'. Way too cosy for pals out sipping macchiato, i could see your hand fuck-head. She was with a regular beau at the time and he wasn't the one...

    malachysdad Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:05

  • Well trawling my admittedly shaky memory, Im sure the second part leads only to Burley, but even she couldnt be as crass as to take advantage of the death of another newsreader.

    dr_box Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:32

  • kaplinsky was not a senior presenter in anywhere but her own head in 99/2000. i go with the leeming: kaplinsky a monster, leeming grade a flake.

    bonsaiversion Fri, 05/02/2010 - 09:50

  • I wish it was Kay Burley but I reckon its Kaplinsky.

    litlin Fri, 05/02/2010 - 09:35

  • Jan Leeming - attention seeker extraordinaire

    tallulah72 Fri, 05/02/2010 - 08:52

  • Kay Burley??

    Petesin Fri, 05/02/2010 - 07:56

  • Natasha Kaplinsky - I've seen her in action and the woman would do anything to further her career. It's well known she shagged her way to where she is now.

    newsjunkie Fri, 05/02/2010 - 04:11

  • Nah its Sue Lawley......we all know the tale of her being reamed over the news desk by a lackey....

    Wiggly Fri, 05/02/2010 - 02:00

  • It's Kaplinsky, I knew a journo who spent a lot of time with her at the Beeb and she is a fucking cunt. She is obsessed with brand Kaplinsky, and he reckons she knew she was going to pull the preggo stunt with C5

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 19:32

  • Kaplinsky. Has to be.

    blaxa Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:48

  • Kaplinsky. Has to be.

    blaxa Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:48

  • It's Kaplinsky, I knew a journo who spent a lot of time with her at the Beeb and she is a fucking cunt. She is obsessed with brand Kaplinsky, and he reckons she knew she was going to pull the preggo stunt with C5

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 19:32

  • Nah its Sue Lawley......we all know the tale of her being reamed over the news desk by a lackey....

    Wiggly Fri, 05/02/2010 - 02:00

  • Natasha Kaplinsky - I've seen her in action and the woman would do anything to further her career. It's well known she shagged her way to where she is now.

    newsjunkie Fri, 05/02/2010 - 04:11

  • Kay Burley??

    Petesin Fri, 05/02/2010 - 07:56

  • Jan Leeming - attention seeker extraordinaire

    tallulah72 Fri, 05/02/2010 - 08:52

  • I wish it was Kay Burley but I reckon its Kaplinsky.

    litlin Fri, 05/02/2010 - 09:35

  • kaplinsky was not a senior presenter in anywhere but her own head in 99/2000. i go with the leeming: kaplinsky a monster, leeming grade a flake.

    bonsaiversion Fri, 05/02/2010 - 09:50

  • Well trawling my admittedly shaky memory, Im sure the second part leads only to Burley, but even she couldnt be as crass as to take advantage of the death of another newsreader.

    dr_box Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:32

  • It's without doubt that cunt of broadcasting cunt-ville Kaplinsky. Met her once in Starbucks (fuck me for going there i know) near Green Park, she was out for a pre-lunch bunk up with a 'friend' after first coffee and 'look at me hiding behind big sunglasses'. Way too cosy for pals out sipping macchiato, i could see your hand fuck-head. She was with a regular beau at the time and he wasn't the one...

    malachysdad Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:05

  • In all fairness to Sue Lawley she did come out with "Fuck me 'til I fart" to a friend of a friend of a friend when on an overseas asignment

    bystander Fri, 05/02/2010 - 16:28

  • I reckon it's Kirsty Young

    wenchie70x Sat, 06/02/2010 - 01:26

  • I hate these poxy "guess who" stories, grow some fucking backbone and print the accusation or don't fucking bother. Pansy.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 10:26

  • I think it is Natasha Kaplinsky. My eyes were wide open when I saw this video: http://www.tubesfan.com/watch/natasha-kaplinsky/2 . It think she could do anything to provoke more interest towards her personality.

    Sandrina Mon, 20/12/2010 - 10:07

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