So there's this footballer. You've probably heard of him. He visits a sports publication for a meeting and takes quite a shine to the receptionist and takes her number. Shortly afterwards the woman gets a text message that says: "mst fck before xmas"

She was unimpressed by this. Later that day she left her phone on the desk and some guys jumped on it and got hold of the number. They put the number in Loot advertising a signed David Beckham shirt, "Ask for ****" etc.

The footy player received hundreds of angry calls from disappointed customers. The receptionist gets a call from his friend saying that he's still intersted... and here's his new mobile number.