Which food critic draws on his wife's back during sex?

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Thu, 13/08/2009 - 15:29 by Drake Scorpio

Which UK food critic likes to take his girlfriend from behind and write all the swear words she utters during sex on her back with a marker pen?

The journalist girlfriend then spends the day wandering around with “cunt” “fuck” and “dirty bitch” scrawled across her back!

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Comments

"Have you slimed yet?"
tigerstail Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:16
It is not Oliver he cannot write
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:27
Got to be Giles Coren. His girlfriend is the agony aunt off the Evening Standard so she's probably filthy.
dave198 Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:03
Art Malik.
kwebb Sat, 15/08/2009 - 00:01
Another nepotistic cunt dining out on the family name. Hope his next shag fucking machetes him
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:56
I hope it's Giles. Sexy as fuck.
mcfuck Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:34
Erm...
mr_chopper Fri, 14/08/2009 - 11:43
Got to be Coren. He goes out with an Evening Standard journo. And he's a filthy public school boy.
jacquix Fri, 14/08/2009 - 10:25
Either way, sounds like a cunt who should be only left to fucking his right hand. Any self-respecting woman would have got the cleaver out for his furry ping-pongs and scrawled "Cunt" on his forehead
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:13
PS: If he is writing all this shit on her back when he is making the beast with two backs - where is he resting the telly remote?
kwebb Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:07
Giles Coren
fuckwit Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:07
That bloke who does the show poor-man's Jennifer Saunders, Sue Perkins.
MrSmeds Fri, 14/08/2009 - 03:29
AA Gill and Nicola Formby?
Sheepsugar Fri, 14/08/2009 - 03:15
Does she also have "Is it in yet?" scrawled on her back??
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 00:59
It's John Burton Trace.
kwebb Thu, 13/08/2009 - 23:25
Michael Winner for sure. He did it to me.
themonkey Thu, 13/08/2009 - 20:02
Is it John Torrode fucking Greg Wallace.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 19:47
Is there any chance he also likes to write 'Zorro' on her using a different implement? I despise that cunt.
pennycentury Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:01

Is there any chance he also likes to write 'Zorro' on her using a different implement? I despise that cunt.
pennycentury Thu, 13/08/2009 - 18:01
Is it John Torrode fucking Greg Wallace.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 13/08/2009 - 19:47
Michael Winner for sure. He did it to me.
themonkey Thu, 13/08/2009 - 20:02
It's John Burton Trace.
kwebb Thu, 13/08/2009 - 23:25
Does she also have "Is it in yet?" scrawled on her back??
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 00:59
AA Gill and Nicola Formby?
Sheepsugar Fri, 14/08/2009 - 03:15
That bloke who does the show poor-man's Jennifer Saunders, Sue Perkins.
MrSmeds Fri, 14/08/2009 - 03:29
Giles Coren
fuckwit Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:07
PS: If he is writing all this shit on her back when he is making the beast with two backs - where is he resting the telly remote?
kwebb Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:07
Either way, sounds like a cunt who should be only left to fucking his right hand. Any self-respecting woman would have got the cleaver out for his furry ping-pongs and scrawled "Cunt" on his forehead
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 09:13
Got to be Coren. He goes out with an Evening Standard journo. And he's a filthy public school boy.
jacquix Fri, 14/08/2009 - 10:25
Erm...
mr_chopper Fri, 14/08/2009 - 11:43
I hope it's Giles. Sexy as fuck.
mcfuck Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:34
Another nepotistic cunt dining out on the family name. Hope his next shag fucking machetes him
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:56
Art Malik.
kwebb Sat, 15/08/2009 - 00:01
Got to be Giles Coren. His girlfriend is the agony aunt off the Evening Standard so she's probably filthy.
dave198 Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:03
It is not Oliver he cannot write
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:27
"Have you slimed yet?"
tigerstail Wed, 18/11/2009 - 14:16