Damon Albarn looks a bit rough
Park bench life
Tue, 22/12/2009 - 08:06 by Mr. HMDamon Albarn offers a stark reminder that not everyone has a happy time at Christmas.
Look at the poor little mite, sat there waiting for a business man to throw a few pence or for Pret a Manger to offload their scraps.
Headlining Glastonbury obviously doesn't pay as much nowadays.
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Hahahahahahahahahah fucking class!!
http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/
Yes we do! We are controlled by a higher force and that brings us back time and again...
I am though working on an hermeneutic analysis on how 'we' are being sold to HM's advertisers. It's a weird batch - life insurance, bingo, skiing, phones, healthy lifestyles... Shall be submitting my synopsis to some ex-poly for a grant to turn said into a PhD in the new year. 'Dr Ah Trois, I presume.'
He looks like the bloke who juggles fire near Waterloo
You don't have to come here, you know... sigh
I want to wish him a Cunty Christmas and tell him he's happy... no, wait, hang on,....
Incredible isn't it? What the fuck has Albarn done? Not agreed to an "exclusive" HM interview? Not given any freeebies to HM Slums?
There are legions of cunts out there worthy of the wrath and bile we're more than happy to dish out - Price, Katona, Doherty, Cowell, West, Century, Allen, the list goes on. Yet a bloke who clearly doesn't give a fuck about "fashion" (whatever the fuck that may be) and just happy to bimble on in life gets a hard time for not dressing like a peacock in an auto-spray workshop.
Fucking incredible
Weird posting really. Damon Albarn looking dishevelled? It's not as though he's normally presented like Tom Ford.
Hmmmm let me see is it ******** ***** or could it possibly be ***** *****
Guess here - link
Guess which once great gossip site has resorted to showing photos of celebs in warm winter clothing?
Mr HM, may I be the first to wish you a Happy Christmas and to tell you you're a cunt? In that order?
I kind of agree with Bagpuss, just because it's a slow week you are resorting to slating someone for not making an effort when leaving the house, when really who gives a fuck ? On top of that this is your second "oooh look at what they're wearing" story (Rhianna) in the space of 24 hours. However if you do insist on trotting these stories out at least you could use pictures that have been taken on something other than a tesco own brand mobile phone
I've said it before and I'll say it again either make something up, substantiate some of these "Guess which ageing soap star snorted crack out of a young pop stars arsehole" stories or simply don't bother and tell everyone you're on your holidays.
You can't argue that wearing a baseball cap is wrapping up warm.
chill out dude
perhaps he's rather less obsessed about what people think of how he looks than your standard famous type, and thus, during a blinking cold Christmas, would prefer to wrap up warm rather than wear a wedding veil and silly hat?
And you can't say "He looks like he was very pissed last night!" as we all were, every night this week. Cut him some slack, he's not Doherty
perhaps he's rather less obsessed about what people think of how he looks than your standard famous type, and thus, during a blinking cold Christmas, would prefer to wrap up warm rather than wear a wedding veil and silly hat?
And you can't say "He looks like he was very pissed last night!" as we all were, every night this week. Cut him some slack, he's not Doherty
chill out dude
You can't argue that wearing a baseball cap is wrapping up warm.
I kind of agree with Bagpuss, just because it's a slow week you are resorting to slating someone for not making an effort when leaving the house, when really who gives a fuck ? On top of that this is your second "oooh look at what they're wearing" story (Rhianna) in the space of 24 hours. However if you do insist on trotting these stories out at least you could use pictures that have been taken on something other than a tesco own brand mobile phone
I've said it before and I'll say it again either make something up, substantiate some of these "Guess which ageing soap star snorted crack out of a young pop stars arsehole" stories or simply don't bother and tell everyone you're on your holidays.
Mr HM, may I be the first to wish you a Happy Christmas and to tell you you're a cunt? In that order?
Guess which once great gossip site has resorted to showing photos of celebs in warm winter clothing?
Hmmmm let me see is it ******** ***** or could it possibly be ***** *****
Guess here - link
Weird posting really. Damon Albarn looking dishevelled? It's not as though he's normally presented like Tom Ford.
I want to wish him a Cunty Christmas and tell him he's happy... no, wait, hang on,....
Incredible isn't it? What the fuck has Albarn done? Not agreed to an "exclusive" HM interview? Not given any freeebies to HM Slums?
There are legions of cunts out there worthy of the wrath and bile we're more than happy to dish out - Price, Katona, Doherty, Cowell, West, Century, Allen, the list goes on. Yet a bloke who clearly doesn't give a fuck about "fashion" (whatever the fuck that may be) and just happy to bimble on in life gets a hard time for not dressing like a peacock in an auto-spray workshop.
Fucking incredible
You don't have to come here, you know... sigh
He looks like the bloke who juggles fire near Waterloo
Yes we do! We are controlled by a higher force and that brings us back time and again...
I am though working on an hermeneutic analysis on how 'we' are being sold to HM's advertisers. It's a weird batch - life insurance, bingo, skiing, phones, healthy lifestyles... Shall be submitting my synopsis to some ex-poly for a grant to turn said into a PhD in the new year. 'Dr Ah Trois, I presume.'
http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/
Hahahahahahahahahah fucking class!!