Bonded By Blood premiere, not even Danny Dyer's in it

9 Katia Ivanova at the Bonded By Blood premiere Tiny Iron at the Bonded By Blood premiere advert Jeff Stewart at the Bonded By Blood premiere Lizzie Cundy - Zelda - at the Bonded By Blood premiere Danny Dyer at the Bonded By Blood premiere advert Alison Carroll at the Bonded By Blood premiere Lisa Noise at the Bonded By Blood premiere

Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan at the Bonded By Blood premiere

Bonded By Bad Blood (and even worse acting)

Wed, 01/09/2010 - 09:44 by HM writer

We're going to toss 'Bonded By Blood' straight on the pile of this year's load of Shit and Unconvincing Gangster Films Usually Starring Danny Dyer with 'Malice In Wonderland', 'Pimp' and Lee Ryan's 'The Heavy'. But 'Bonded In Blood' could actually be the crappest one yet, as even Dyer refused a role. Then again, he may have been busy finishing off his most recent masterpiece....

Set in Essex in 1995, 'Bonded In Blood' is about a small group of gangsters who "dominate a local crime scene through uncompromised brutality and fear". Speaking of which, look at the terrifying state of the Z-listers who turned up to the premiere in London last night. 'The Bill's' creepy Jeff Stewart, Tiny Iron, one of the world's richest woman yet she still looks like this, the woman that looks like Zelda, Katia Ivanova and some generic bloke in some band, Alison Carroll and Tamer Hassan emasculating Dyer...

NSFW(ish)

Like Killer Bitch, but without a plot...

And Like 'The Heavy' but without Lee Ryan getting gagged...

Lee Ryan

Danny Dyer pictures, Danny Dyer

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Juicy Couture Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:51
izudu Thu, 02/09/2010 - 07:45
Millenium was fucking sweet. I love the idea of some weird future Earth where I have to smoke more cigarettes and drink more booze in order to be healthy.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 15:31
Rev: I can't believe it! Someone else has seen Millenium! With Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels....
Wow, thought it was just me!
Guilty pleasure time: I liked it!
27 Hail Marys and a short vow of chastity?

However, as to bonded by blood, and all the gangsters who seem to have turned up to the premiere, forgetting that the rozzers have warrants out for them..... well, they're at least less dull or cliched than....................... (sigh).

Ooh, look...... a brick.
Ooh.... in a wall?
A wall of bricks......
Hmmmmm.................
whothehellamiagain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:50
Looks like someone shoved a vacum cleaner in the back of her head......either that or she's one of the things out of that Kris Kristofferson film Millenium
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 12:29
Pic 6: When plastic surgeons go too far.
dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:55
Re: "Tiny Iron"'s torso/"guns", pic 3.

Is that his real body or a costume?

His legs are very thin and underdeveloped, yet check out them guns! Is it real, or an outfit, like kids can get "Spiderman" or "Batman" outfits to dress up in, complete with artificial bulging muscles? Freakish.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:46
Tamer Hassan, one of Englands most versatile actors.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:16
Pic 9 is Kelly Holmes' dad, right?
gregmvf4 Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:12

Pic 9 is Kelly Holmes' dad, right?
gregmvf4 Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:12
Tamer Hassan, one of Englands most versatile actors.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:16
Re: "Tiny Iron"'s torso/"guns", pic 3.

Is that his real body or a costume?

His legs are very thin and underdeveloped, yet check out them guns! Is it real, or an outfit, like kids can get "Spiderman" or "Batman" outfits to dress up in, complete with artificial bulging muscles? Freakish.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:46
Pic 6: When plastic surgeons go too far.
dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:55
Looks like someone shoved a vacum cleaner in the back of her head......either that or she's one of the things out of that Kris Kristofferson film Millenium
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 12:29
Rev: I can't believe it! Someone else has seen Millenium! With Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels....
Wow, thought it was just me!
Guilty pleasure time: I liked it!
27 Hail Marys and a short vow of chastity?

However, as to bonded by blood, and all the gangsters who seem to have turned up to the premiere, forgetting that the rozzers have warrants out for them..... well, they're at least less dull or cliched than....................... (sigh).

Ooh, look...... a brick.
Ooh.... in a wall?
A wall of bricks......
Hmmmmm.................
whothehellamiagain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:50
Millenium was fucking sweet. I love the idea of some weird future Earth where I have to smoke more cigarettes and drink more booze in order to be healthy.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 15:31
izudu Thu, 02/09/2010 - 07:45
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