Bono and Janet Street Porter go for date at Groucho Club

Lily Allen and Damien Hirst

Sweetest thing

Wed, 22/07/2009 - 10:59 by HM writer

Janet Street Porter and U2's Bono went for drinks together at the Groucho club last night but their intimate date was ruined when they were besieged by paparazzi upon leaving. Alright, we know, we know...

It's clearly Sue Pollard and Phil Collins...

And in similar news, Lily Allen and Damien Hirst also enjoyed an evening at Grouchos. You'd be forgiven for thinking that Hirst could be Allen's new boyfriend, given her love for the artist (dahhling) and the older man but they're just good Groucho friends.

This of course is not a euphemism for two people who like to sleep or take drugs together...

Celebrity Drugs, Paparazzi, Bono, Janet Street Porter, Lily Allen

Comments

No - they equal Utter Twat. Always and without exception.
SelectiveInvective Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:35
NHS glasses do not equal bohemian or intellectual.
Chips O Plenty Wed, 22/07/2009 - 19:42
i'd still smash it all over the gaffe
Carlos Valderammas Hair Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:12
Sick...and he doesn't?
elbow Wed, 22/07/2009 - 12:57
She looks fucking insane in picture 5.
sickofcelebs Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:49
I like to sleep and take drugs
unclebullshit Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:34
I like Lily Allen.
tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:32

I like Lily Allen.
tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:32
I like to sleep and take drugs
unclebullshit Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:34
She looks fucking insane in picture 5.
sickofcelebs Wed, 22/07/2009 - 11:49
Sick...and he doesn't?
elbow Wed, 22/07/2009 - 12:57
i'd still smash it all over the gaffe
Carlos Valderammas Hair Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:12
NHS glasses do not equal bohemian or intellectual.
Chips O Plenty Wed, 22/07/2009 - 19:42
No - they equal Utter Twat. Always and without exception.
SelectiveInvective Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:35