Bono stumps up funding for troubled Spider-Man musical

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Bono pours more money into flop Spider-Man musical

Bono's Spider-Man madness continues...

Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:19 by Metrosexual

Spider-Man the musical must be one of the worst ideas ever conceived by man. The fact it's already cost producers $45million, that's right FORTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS, is another sign this turkey should be abandoned right now. But no! Bono won't let it lie and has apparently secured more funding for this dud.

He hasn't splashed his own cash on this disaster, he's the smuggest man on Earth, not a moron, but has secured investment from pals.

He describes the musical thus:

"Dizzy...and not a straight take on the myth."

Enough to make any Spidey fan's blood run cold.

To make matters worse he's even persuaded Marilyn Manson's ex, Evan Rachel Wood, to sign up as Spidey's girlfriend Mary Jane. That's her career down the plug hole then...

Bono pictures, Bono

Comments

No, the Edinburgh Bicycle Cooperative.

All the hippies at work bum that shop "oooh, they sell special banana-shaped tupperware so my banana doesn't get squashed when I'm riding my bike down Oxford Road without a helmet, holding up buses and running over pedestrians. I am sooooooooo eco."

Oh, and I hate Bono.
tescopop Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:05
Not a fan?
kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 08:26
yes thats right he is the number 1 CUNT in the world. Hes a cheap bastard always wanting to PRETEND he is financing and supporting the worlds Hungry people as well as doing that Red Shite for aids. Fuck off into obscurity where you belong You have Become a JOKE now everyone is sick of the pretentous phony charity you bring about on yourself. NO person needs to show off his charity as much as you do in front of cameras its not genuine at all NOTICE when it comes down to the nitty gritty of it all he somehow dissappears into HIS FUCKING STUPID CASTLE when the publicity goes away HE is the NUMBER 1 showpony going around and the fact that he uses charity to get publicity is a fucking JOKE and he should be exciled into Ireland SLUMS!
dancingworm Fri, 04/09/2009 - 06:32
Cunt. Cunting cunt off you cunt. Cunt.
dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:21
Bono use the spiderman the musical funds to pay your irish tax bill - you miserable tax dodging bastard.
Sauce_Pot Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:49
He is not a pretty man. I mean, when they started out and he was younger, he had that certain youthful exuberance. Now he looks like some fucking pervy leprachaun
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:42
Converse.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:28
He probably gets them made especially. Those stars are so dreadful...looks like the logo for that bike shop.
Wouldn't it be lovely if he died.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:06
Who makes these fucking awful sunnies he wears? They look like the cheap shit they sell in Pitsea market. Fucking Foster Grants or some shit. . Bono - Get yourself down Cutler and Gross you pikey. Pick a pair out you like and I'll treat you.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:27
ooh - he has wonky eyes.
I knew they were weaselly, but not wonky as well
ElsieE Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:42

ooh - he has wonky eyes.
I knew they were weaselly, but not wonky as well
ElsieE Thu, 03/09/2009 - 10:42
Who makes these fucking awful sunnies he wears? They look like the cheap shit they sell in Pitsea market. Fucking Foster Grants or some shit. . Bono - Get yourself down Cutler and Gross you pikey. Pick a pair out you like and I'll treat you.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 11:27
He probably gets them made especially. Those stars are so dreadful...looks like the logo for that bike shop.
Wouldn't it be lovely if he died.
tescopop Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:06
Converse.
kwebb Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:28
He is not a pretty man. I mean, when they started out and he was younger, he had that certain youthful exuberance. Now he looks like some fucking pervy leprachaun
Blartmonster Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:42
Bono use the spiderman the musical funds to pay your irish tax bill - you miserable tax dodging bastard.
Sauce_Pot Thu, 03/09/2009 - 12:49
Cunt. Cunting cunt off you cunt. Cunt.
dandyboy Thu, 03/09/2009 - 14:21
yes thats right he is the number 1 CUNT in the world. Hes a cheap bastard always wanting to PRETEND he is financing and supporting the worlds Hungry people as well as doing that Red Shite for aids. Fuck off into obscurity where you belong You have Become a JOKE now everyone is sick of the pretentous phony charity you bring about on yourself. NO person needs to show off his charity as much as you do in front of cameras its not genuine at all NOTICE when it comes down to the nitty gritty of it all he somehow dissappears into HIS FUCKING STUPID CASTLE when the publicity goes away HE is the NUMBER 1 showpony going around and the fact that he uses charity to get publicity is a fucking JOKE and he should be exciled into Ireland SLUMS!
dancingworm Fri, 04/09/2009 - 06:32
Not a fan?
kwebb Fri, 04/09/2009 - 08:26
No, the Edinburgh Bicycle Cooperative.

All the hippies at work bum that shop "oooh, they sell special banana-shaped tupperware so my banana doesn't get squashed when I'm riding my bike down Oxford Road without a helmet, holding up buses and running over pedestrians. I am sooooooooo eco."

Oh, and I hate Bono.
tescopop Fri, 04/09/2009 - 10:05