Happy Bourgeois
Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:06 by HM writer

Just a day after Mahiki turned 3 and Henry Conway was there to cut the cake, Boujis was busy celebrating its 7th birthday. Unfortunately, BB's Sophie Reade got the date wrong and ended up at China Whites by mistake, but she and her varied friends were fairly relieved as they weren't really dressed up for going out....

We bet Sophie is currently kicking herself for not getting this done first. That could given her like, an extra five and a half minutes in the spotlight and another invite to Tiger Tiger... We're sure she'll find a way to grip her tallons into the last threads of fame. Doing what though, we couldn't possibly predict.

Back at Boujis, it was Faboujis Eggs all round (you know, those giant ice sculptures filled with 30 shots of Lime Kamikazes and topped with Champagne) and a plethora of Moet Faboujis sipped through straws and, for those with less money, Dom Perignon Faboujis Eggs (how embarrassing - we wouldn't want to be at that table).

So poor Sophie missed out on the company of er, Brendan Cole, Princess Beatrice, James Blunt, Jason Orange, Natasha Beddingfield and her obvious mentor, Jo Emma Larvin...

  • Boujis last night was definitely the fucking place to have several nailbombs planted. *frantically searches for Doc Brown and de Lorean car*

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:21
  • or

    BigPhil Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:56
  • Ooh. Jason Orange looks like he wants some in pic 7. And in all the rest, with his young companion, he looks like he might be getting it.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 21:55
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:01
  • What is it they've got down there, just out of interest?

    Must be the Rosetta Stone judging by all the interest.

    I've hear it has teeth.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:34
  • Or maybe they are all like Barbie and just have a flat featureless piece of plastic down there ? I actually think that Barbie should be anatomically correct - after years of looking in the knickers of my sisters Barbie dolls I was most shocked when looking in the knickers of a real girl for the 1st time and discovering what was actually there, that sort of thing can have a profound & damaging effect on a young mind......fortunately I was 31

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:27
  • WHO KNOWS, MJ? Maybe they all have merkins!

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:10
  • Fake minge ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:05
  • Fake hair, fake tits, fake tan.

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:52
  • Actually, what with my eyes not being all they should be, when I saw the thumbnail pic for this article on the homepage I thought the one on the left was holding up a great big old orange dildo.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:11
  • pic 1 = arrival for porn shoot

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:36
  • jason orange has a particularly knobbly chin. looks like potatoes in a stocking.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:31
  • jason orange has a particularly knobbly chin. looks like potatoes in a stocking.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:31
  • pic 1 = arrival for porn shoot

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 10:36
  • Actually, what with my eyes not being all they should be, when I saw the thumbnail pic for this article on the homepage I thought the one on the left was holding up a great big old orange dildo.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:11
  • Fake hair, fake tits, fake tan.

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:52
  • Fake minge ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:05
  • WHO KNOWS, MJ? Maybe they all have merkins!

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:10
  • Or maybe they are all like Barbie and just have a flat featureless piece of plastic down there ? I actually think that Barbie should be anatomically correct - after years of looking in the knickers of my sisters Barbie dolls I was most shocked when looking in the knickers of a real girl for the 1st time and discovering what was actually there, that sort of thing can have a profound & damaging effect on a young mind......fortunately I was 31

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:27
  • What is it they've got down there, just out of interest?

    Must be the Rosetta Stone judging by all the interest.

    I've hear it has teeth.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:34
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:01
  • Ooh. Jason Orange looks like he wants some in pic 7. And in all the rest, with his young companion, he looks like he might be getting it.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 21:55
  • or

    BigPhil Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:56
  • Boujis last night was definitely the fucking place to have several nailbombs planted. *frantically searches for Doc Brown and de Lorean car*

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:21

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