Meanwhile, it's being reported that Lohan will be writing her biography (about seven years too late in the world of celebrity) telling OK! magazine:
"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper. I've started writing a book.
"It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?"
Well, a few paragraphs at least.
SPOILER ALERT:
Became an actress
Did some Disney films, then some straight-to-DVD ones
Won a few Razzies
Went to rehab
Stopped drugs, stopped drinking alcohol
Started taking drugs, drinking alcohol again
(Reportedly) gave Calum Best a blow job, filmed it
Looks old
Designs leggings
The End.
Edit: Single-handedly stops child trafficking in India
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Lindsay Lohan appears on cover of Vanity Fair, still delusional 
Lindsay Lohan's first day out of rehab, back on the energy drinks and behind the wheel
Lindsay Lohan released from rehab on condition she actually finishes the job next time
Paris Hilton sued for being fake about being fake
Jail and rehab can’t stop the deathless march of half topless ‘brand Lindsay Lohan’
COMMENTS (10)
Hey, you forgot 'ended child poverty in the Indian Sub-continent'.
how about
working with Meryl Streep,Robert De Niro
Bobby nominated for Golden Globe
Haiti Charity
Front row with Robert Cavalli
Oh sorry, 'and saved orphans from Haiti rubble with her bare hands'. Is Front row a euphemism as opposed to Back door? Frankly, I wouldn't. But then I have self esteem and self respect and I'm not a fuck up. Well not as much a one as her. I mean if was old man RC.
"working with Meryl Streep,Robert De Niro"
I once played footy against Peter Beardsley and Chris Waddle for a semi-pro team, does that make me a premier league footballer?
you stupid cunt
sonique is 'girl' for sonic fyi
What? She's writing a book so she can see what's happening on paper? Can she not see what's happening to her now?
Still the book, if she ever writes it, will be a success (Oprah will see to that). She'll make a tonne of cash, then star in th mini-series, probably as her own dad, then hook up with Madonna's old leftovers Heysoos.
my god, thats the ultimate revenge isnt it, writing an auto-biography,? dont you have to be in your 60s to do that? ohh well i think she will die soon anyway so she better bring one out. The least she can do is come out the front its like she thinks she is better than the others, i think not they are all way better than you now. you shouldnt have to cover your head people are like "ohh thats that girl lohan or something, remember, the one from mean girls".
I love the fact that she's hiding. It puts me in mind of that Simpsons when Bart gets Ralph to play hide n' seek and then doesn't bother looking for him.
I think the pre-requisite to get in Mahiki is that you have to be a self-obsessed, up-yer-own-arse megacunt with the likeability of brain cancer. Oh, and dress like a spastic. I can't see anyone in those pics who didn't fit that description
She had a pretty controversial life so far, nobody blames he for hiding her face now. Something tells me that she's not done yet, Lindsay still has a lot to "offer" the world, or more exactly the tabloids. It's the sad truth...
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