Quick while Brad's not watching...Quick while Brad's not watching...

Girl Interrupted by Man
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:49 by Harry Bow

Good news and bad news for Jennifer Aniston... Bad news first; Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly getting hitched. HOWEVER, the good news is that the Jolie is a secret lesbian so the marriage will never work out - according to rather brave In Touch magazine anyway...

Following on from reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are restoring a chapel in the grounds of their French chateau and thus obviously getting married, In Touch magazine has wiped the dictaphone clean after their conversation Irma Nici and spoken to an 'insider' who claims Jolie harbours strong bisexual desires for ladies and continues to engage in lezza flings behind Pitt's back...

 

Which is strange because In Touch is normally so supportive of Brangelina...

 

  • Yeah, the lucidity of those arguments really should be applauded...

    GretaBritain Sat, 07/05/2011 - 00:34
  • Well "In Touch" seems like a well thought out, reasonable magazine.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 06/05/2011 - 09:28
  • Well "In Touch" seems like a well thought out, reasonable magazine.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 06/05/2011 - 09:28
  • Yeah, the lucidity of those arguments really should be applauded...

    GretaBritain Sat, 07/05/2011 - 00:34

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