Brad Pitt kind of crashes his motorbike
Pitt Stop!
Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:30 by Mr. HMYou've probably read all about Brad Pitt's brush with death a couple of days ago whilst riding around on his motorbike... Weel, the inevitable video has emerged.
He should consider himself lucky to be alive after such a high speed fall. In fact, he's lucky he didn't scuff his jeans right through to the skin!
Rumour has it, this video is now going to be used in schools to educate the young about the dangers of reckless, high speed riding in congested areas. It's also a warning to pensioners riding mobility scooters - CHECK YOUR SPACIAL AWARENESS OLD FOLK.
(I love his bike though - does that make me very sad indeed?)
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Riding around in a fucking t-shirt - how hard, how cool, how fucking funny trying to pick bits of asphalt from your shattered arms when you fall off..... oh
"theh theh theh, bitchios merdos ameliorios, like, fuck off yer tart eh, y'knaa"
That would not of hurt, it was like he fell off his little training bike. I fell down a cliff on a bike try that!
The fog on the.... :)
That bike is only cool if you are a fan of American Chopper....and a cunt.
I love his bike,very cool,even though he's an utter cock!
What a load of fuckeries.
So he just happenes to be filmed falling off his bike? But manages to emerge without a scratch? Nice one.
I say show it to budding actors under "How To Boost Your Profile When the Work Starts Drying Up"
In a Julio Geordio voice,...
"theh theh theh, amigos particulados motosiklos, rides like a fuckin girl, like"
The gross hybrid moustace/beard is bona fida proof he's getting no nookey from Angelina, no woman would let me go downstairs with that on my face.
absobloodylutely.
I loved that he fell off whilst sneaking up someone else's lane to get to the front of the line at the lights. I wish all motorcyclists who do this would fall off in the same manner.
Don't you just love that he has his own personal rescue team on call!?
Balls!
He's got a mouth like a hamster's arsehole and why, in the name of all that does not suck, doesn't he get a retinue of teenage prostitutes in, like anyone else whose feeling all male menopausal.
How do you fall off a motorbike when it's stationary?
Oh scandal- he fell off his bike! he's still a fucking great actor and can't manage to look remotely ridiculous.
That is so fucking funny! Has made my day!
Loving the Spanish commentary. Can't understand a word but did hear what sounded like 'chopper'. Oh and 'whata cuntero'.
Reminds me of an IT manager I used to deal with who hit 40, bought a girls Harley Davidson and all the official riding leathers etc. He looked a total cock and ran out of petrol in a contraflow on the M25 on it. bringing the motorway to a standstill. That was - until some biker guy hopped out of his car and turned the petrol release key on the bike. All the gear. No idea.
Damn, hes lucky to be alive.
he's going one-handed in some of those pics, accident waiting to happen.
meh! not really in the eddie kidd league is he?
you should put a NSFW on something that gory
Useless cunt! And which bike do you love? The one in your main picture is different to the one he's attempting to ride.
Useless cunt! And which bike do you love? The one in your main picture is different to the one he's attempting to ride.
you should put a NSFW on something that gory
meh! not really in the eddie kidd league is he?
he's going one-handed in some of those pics, accident waiting to happen.
Damn, hes lucky to be alive.
Reminds me of an IT manager I used to deal with who hit 40, bought a girls Harley Davidson and all the official riding leathers etc. He looked a total cock and ran out of petrol in a contraflow on the M25 on it. bringing the motorway to a standstill. That was - until some biker guy hopped out of his car and turned the petrol release key on the bike. All the gear. No idea.
That is so fucking funny! Has made my day!
Loving the Spanish commentary. Can't understand a word but did hear what sounded like 'chopper'. Oh and 'whata cuntero'.
Oh scandal- he fell off his bike! he's still a fucking great actor and can't manage to look remotely ridiculous.
How do you fall off a motorbike when it's stationary?
Balls!
He's got a mouth like a hamster's arsehole and why, in the name of all that does not suck, doesn't he get a retinue of teenage prostitutes in, like anyone else whose feeling all male menopausal.
Don't you just love that he has his own personal rescue team on call!?
I loved that he fell off whilst sneaking up someone else's lane to get to the front of the line at the lights. I wish all motorcyclists who do this would fall off in the same manner.
absobloodylutely.
The gross hybrid moustace/beard is bona fida proof he's getting no nookey from Angelina, no woman would let me go downstairs with that on my face.
In a Julio Geordio voice,...
"theh theh theh, amigos particulados motosiklos, rides like a fuckin girl, like"
What a load of fuckeries.
So he just happenes to be filmed falling off his bike? But manages to emerge without a scratch? Nice one.
I say show it to budding actors under "How To Boost Your Profile When the Work Starts Drying Up"
I love his bike,very cool,even though he's an utter cock!
That bike is only cool if you are a fan of American Chopper....and a cunt.
The fog on the.... :)
That would not of hurt, it was like he fell off his little training bike. I fell down a cliff on a bike try that!
"theh theh theh, bitchios merdos ameliorios, like, fuck off yer tart eh, y'knaa"
Riding around in a fucking t-shirt - how hard, how cool, how fucking funny trying to pick bits of asphalt from your shattered arms when you fall off..... oh
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