Pitt Stop!
Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:30 by Mr. HM

You've probably read all about Brad Pitt's brush with death a couple of days ago whilst riding around on his motorbike... Weel, the inevitable video has emerged.

He should consider himself lucky to be alive after such a high speed fall. In fact, he's lucky he didn't scuff his jeans right through to the skin!

Rumour has it, this video is now going to be used in schools to educate the young about the dangers of reckless, high speed riding in congested areas. It's also a warning to pensioners riding mobility scooters - CHECK YOUR SPACIAL AWARENESS OLD FOLK.

(I love his bike though - does that make me very sad indeed?)

 

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    kristenzk Thu, 10/03/2011 - 00:54
  • Riding around in a fucking t-shirt - how hard, how cool, how fucking funny trying to pick bits of asphalt from your shattered arms when you fall off..... oh

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 09:58
  • "theh theh theh, bitchios merdos ameliorios, like, fuck off yer tart eh, y'knaa"

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 09:56
  • That would not of hurt, it was like he fell off his little training bike. I fell down a cliff on a bike try that!

    dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 03:15
  • The fog on the.... :)

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 23:58
  • That bike is only cool if you are a fan of American Chopper....and a cunt.

    Mr Beefy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 21:20
  • I love his bike,very cool,even though he's an utter cock!

    nikbear Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:10
  • What a load of fuckeries.

    So he just happenes to be filmed falling off his bike? But manages to emerge without a scratch? Nice one.

    I say show it to budding actors under "How To Boost Your Profile When the Work Starts Drying Up"

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:27
  • In a Julio Geordio voice,...

    "theh theh theh, amigos particulados motosiklos, rides like a fuckin girl, like"

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:23
  • The gross hybrid moustace/beard is bona fida proof he's getting no nookey from Angelina, no woman would let me go downstairs with that on my face.

    whereswaldo Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:48
  • absobloodylutely.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:39
  • I loved that he fell off whilst sneaking up someone else's lane to get to the front of the line at the lights. I wish all motorcyclists who do this would fall off in the same manner.

    BustySinclair Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:30
  • Don't you just love that he has his own personal rescue team on call!?

    elbow Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:51
  • Balls!

    He's got a mouth like a hamster's arsehole and why, in the name of all that does not suck, doesn't he get a retinue of teenage prostitutes in, like anyone else whose feeling all male menopausal.

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:30
  • How do you fall off a motorbike when it's stationary?

    mynicehat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:28
  • Oh scandal- he fell off his bike! he's still a fucking great actor and can't manage to look remotely ridiculous.

    kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:59
  • That is so fucking funny! Has made my day!

    Loving the Spanish commentary. Can't understand a word but did hear what sounded like 'chopper'. Oh and 'whata cuntero'.

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:22
  • Reminds me of an IT manager I used to deal with who hit 40, bought a girls Harley Davidson and all the official riding leathers etc. He looked a total cock and ran out of petrol in a contraflow on the M25 on it. bringing the motorway to a standstill. That was - until some biker guy hopped out of his car and turned the petrol release key on the bike. All the gear. No idea.

    kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:06
  • Damn, hes lucky to be alive.

    BonnyWill Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:03
  • he's going one-handed in some of those pics, accident waiting to happen.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:50
  • meh! not really in the eddie kidd league is he?

    thingymabob Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:49
  • you should put a NSFW on something that gory

    sugartits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:45
  • Useless cunt! And which bike do you love? The one in your main picture is different to the one he's attempting to ride.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:42
  • Useless cunt! And which bike do you love? The one in your main picture is different to the one he's attempting to ride.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:42
  • you should put a NSFW on something that gory

    sugartits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:45
  • meh! not really in the eddie kidd league is he?

    thingymabob Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:49
  • he's going one-handed in some of those pics, accident waiting to happen.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 10:50
  • Damn, hes lucky to be alive.

    BonnyWill Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:03
  • Reminds me of an IT manager I used to deal with who hit 40, bought a girls Harley Davidson and all the official riding leathers etc. He looked a total cock and ran out of petrol in a contraflow on the M25 on it. bringing the motorway to a standstill. That was - until some biker guy hopped out of his car and turned the petrol release key on the bike. All the gear. No idea.

    kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:06
  • That is so fucking funny! Has made my day!

    Loving the Spanish commentary. Can't understand a word but did hear what sounded like 'chopper'. Oh and 'whata cuntero'.

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:22
  • Oh scandal- he fell off his bike! he's still a fucking great actor and can't manage to look remotely ridiculous.

    kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:59
  • How do you fall off a motorbike when it's stationary?

    mynicehat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:28
  • Balls!

    He's got a mouth like a hamster's arsehole and why, in the name of all that does not suck, doesn't he get a retinue of teenage prostitutes in, like anyone else whose feeling all male menopausal.

    jiggerycock Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:30
  • Don't you just love that he has his own personal rescue team on call!?

    elbow Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:51
  • I loved that he fell off whilst sneaking up someone else's lane to get to the front of the line at the lights. I wish all motorcyclists who do this would fall off in the same manner.

    BustySinclair Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:30
  • absobloodylutely.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:39
  • The gross hybrid moustace/beard is bona fida proof he's getting no nookey from Angelina, no woman would let me go downstairs with that on my face.

    whereswaldo Wed, 28/10/2009 - 17:48
  • In a Julio Geordio voice,...

    "theh theh theh, amigos particulados motosiklos, rides like a fuckin girl, like"

    Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:23
  • What a load of fuckeries.

    So he just happenes to be filmed falling off his bike? But manages to emerge without a scratch? Nice one.

    I say show it to budding actors under "How To Boost Your Profile When the Work Starts Drying Up"

    PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:27
  • I love his bike,very cool,even though he's an utter cock!

    nikbear Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:10
  • That bike is only cool if you are a fan of American Chopper....and a cunt.

    Mr Beefy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 21:20
  • The fog on the.... :)

    stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 23:58
  • That would not of hurt, it was like he fell off his little training bike. I fell down a cliff on a bike try that!

    dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 03:15
  • "theh theh theh, bitchios merdos ameliorios, like, fuck off yer tart eh, y'knaa"

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 09:56
  • Riding around in a fucking t-shirt - how hard, how cool, how fucking funny trying to pick bits of asphalt from your shattered arms when you fall off..... oh

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 09:58
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    kristenzk Thu, 10/03/2011 - 00:54

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