Brad Pitt's bike breaks down, so he gets a ride from the paparazzi!

PItt Stop

Fri, 03/07/2009 - 09:00 by Mr. HM

Brad Pitt was tootling along Franklin Village in LA on his vintage motorbike when EEK! he broke down. Brad then gave a photo op and PR masterclass to other celebs, who moan and squeal about any kind of intrusion. They should teach this kind of shit to Hugh Grant, then people wouldn't think he was such a twat.

Rather than look glum and pissed off, Brad left his (proper amazing) vinatge motorbike on the side of the road, hopped in to the nearest paparazzi's car and bummed a ride back home - presumably where he met with a rolling-eyed Angelina.

You'd never catch any ceebrity in London doing this. Just last night there were photos of Simon Webbe (you know, Simon Webbe of Blue!) riding a bike through town. He looked like a peacock on a tricylcle looking a right nobber.

I've cunningly hidden Simon in these pictures of Brad - try as you might, you'll never spot him. They're like peas in a pod.

Brad Pitt pictures, Paparazzi, Brad Pitt

Comments

I bow down to your superior ventilated disc brake knowledge Mr. Beefy.
Mr. HM Fri, 10/07/2009 - 15:37
That is not a vintage bike, HM you cock-end.

The ventilated disc brakes, modern forks and tubular chassis are the giveaway. It is clearly a custom horror, probably from the Orange County retards.

Don't even get me started about that other cunt from Blue.
Mr Beefy Fri, 03/07/2009 - 18:09
Oh and by the way, Simon, you cock, there's a reason for wearing gauntlets when riding a motorcycle, like Brad does. It's called "Not Sandblasting Your Hands When You Fall Off" (or when Blart knocks you off the fucker in his Nissan Megabastard). And that suit will really protect you when you come off. So please, do continue wearing such cunt's clothes and no gloves when on your puff chariot...
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:43
Anyone remotely connected with Blue is a raving cunt. Did you see the two of them who went on Never Mind...? Fielding ripped the living fucking shit out of them, and the dull cunts didn't have a fucking clue. One even resorted to threats when having the piss taken - what a prize arsehole. They are the ultimate epitome of style over substance - and that's giving them fucking credit. I never thought anyone could be worse than Boyzzzzzone, but fuck me they did it. They should be macheted on sight.........
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:39

Anyone remotely connected with Blue is a raving cunt. Did you see the two of them who went on Never Mind...? Fielding ripped the living fucking shit out of them, and the dull cunts didn't have a fucking clue. One even resorted to threats when having the piss taken - what a prize arsehole. They are the ultimate epitome of style over substance - and that's giving them fucking credit. I never thought anyone could be worse than Boyzzzzzone, but fuck me they did it. They should be macheted on sight.........
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:39
Oh and by the way, Simon, you cock, there's a reason for wearing gauntlets when riding a motorcycle, like Brad does. It's called "Not Sandblasting Your Hands When You Fall Off" (or when Blart knocks you off the fucker in his Nissan Megabastard). And that suit will really protect you when you come off. So please, do continue wearing such cunt's clothes and no gloves when on your puff chariot...
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:43
That is not a vintage bike, HM you cock-end.

The ventilated disc brakes, modern forks and tubular chassis are the giveaway. It is clearly a custom horror, probably from the Orange County retards.

Don't even get me started about that other cunt from Blue.
Mr Beefy Fri, 03/07/2009 - 18:09
I bow down to your superior ventilated disc brake knowledge Mr. Beefy.
Mr. HM Fri, 10/07/2009 - 15:37