Andrew Sachs' 'Satanic Slut' of a granddaughter, Georgina Baillie (also known as Voluptura and the subject of Russell Brand and Jonathan's prank) has been photographed posing provocatively with guns, glamourising violence, gangs, hate and death. We demand an investigation, weeks of relentless coverage, a statement from our Prime Minister, an apology, er, a resignation, and a public flogging...

We can hear the complaints flooding in as we type. How dare she! Who does she think she is? And in this knife crime climate! How could they let this happen? Heads will roll!

 

It's been a busy week for Voluptura, as these pictures alone prove, and after a dignified silence that lasted about five minutes (out of respect for her 'lovely' grandfather obviously) she's marched straight into The Sun offices demanding Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross be sacked for their 'disgusting' behaviour. And she's sold her story too so we'll all be having a good old read all about it this weekend.

 

Look at the shy, retiring wallflower in our Georgina Baillie picture gallery. Dignity personified.

 

by Mopsa