Bowling for Soup
Mon, 08/02/2010 - 12:46 by Mr. HM

I'm not even going to pretend to understand the Superbowl. If it's so good, why does everyone get more excited about the adverts and the band playing in the break? Good job Brad 'Beard' Pitt turned up to give us non egg-chasers something to talk about.

The photos don't show it (they cost ££££) but it's safe to say that they are either masters of PR or are not splitting up - there were quite a few shots of them playing tonsil hockey.

Other celebrities to show their faces were Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (or as I like to call them "zzzzzzzzzz") Carrie Underwood, LL Cool J, Condoleezza Rice, Queen Latifah and of course the robot from Halo.

Still, whatever the score was, it's nice to see Pete Townsend from The Who shedding that image of a creepy looking, pervy old man isn't it?

Won't get fooled again! You sure won't! (nb. How's that book coming along?)

Oh, the score? No Idea, but I think Team USA won.

  • I thought it was Trisha.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/02/2010 - 22:18
  • Fucking shit US version of rugby played by effeminates who need body armour and watched by fat racist cunts with a penchant for shit warm beer and offal burgers. Great.

    koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 21:29
  • I dont think it's very nice to refer to little Maddox as a beard.

    duffpixie Mon, 08/02/2010 - 18:27
  • can we get to the bottom of this please? what is oprah doing at the rugby?

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 18:08
  • Errr yeah...thanks for the heads up.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:17
  • Errr yeah...thanks for the heads up.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:17
  • Why is the superbowl being foisted on this country. No-one has the slightest interest in it. It's just about advertising. I couldn't believe it was on TV last night. Keep your shit to yourselves.

    whatthe. Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:41
  • That is Condoleezza Rice. You lot must be blind. She doesn't look anything like Michelle Obama.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:29
  • i thought it was eddie murphy

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:29
  • Shouldn't it be "The Whom" ?

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:10
  • What can I say, I'm a revolutionary within the square mile. Vive la resistance !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:50
  • The Who "kicked arse"? They played a watered down medley of the CSI themes and Pinball Wizard for people with attention spans shorter than two minutes (ironic for a game that seems to go on for fucking days). Now if they'd covered Young Girl, PYT or D'You Wanna Be In My Gang that would have been class.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:46
  • You are truly raging against that machine, MJ.

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:45
  • Jesus christ ! possibly the most famous black woman on the planet at the moment and you get it wrong ? Still I guess they all look the same eh Mr HM......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:32
  • The fucking security officer in my company is a right jumped up bitch, she goes apeshit if she sees anybody walking around the building NOT displaying their pass ! I have actually had the following conversation with her

    Security bitch - "MJ why aren't you displaying your security pass on your jacket"

    Me - "Because it's upstairs on my desk in a little wallet with my oyster card"

    Security bitch - "But then how can we be sure you're an employee and not an intruder"

    Me - "Errrm you just called me by my name and we've worked together for 4 years, I'm pretty certain you know who I am"

    Security bitch - "That's besides the point, it's policy"

    Me - "Fuck off"

    I now purposely forget my security pass at least twice a week just to piss her off more. Jumped up little hitler bitch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:30
  • I am totally with you on that. You use your work ID for, what, 30 seconds a day, if you need to swipe it or whathaveyou. The rest of the time it should be firmly in one's wallet, not hanging round yer neck on a brightly coloured string. It speaks of a weak and possibly backwards mind.

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:15
  • Fuck - they're all wearing those ID things. Why? They're famous! What cunt makes people who are obviously there as VIPs wear big labels? And why the fuck don't they take them off and put them in their bag like any normal human being. I really have a thing about people who walk around with their 'work ID' or whatever around their necks. It's like tagging sheep. Ahhhh.

    stella ah trois Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:11
  • And more power to Mr HM for not resorting to the septics' twisted abomination of our fair language...and a place in the corner to me for actually defending something written in an article here!!

    erniemilko Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:46
  • Peter the Paedo Man. If it wasn't utterly untrue of course it would have a certain ring to it.

    And what's what old joke again:

    Girl lying in bed with her fella says: "You're a pervert". The bloke responds: "That's a big word for a girl of nine."

    PuddyTwat Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:38
  • 22 pictures and all different, congratulations are in order.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:23
  • The yanks 'kick ass', not 'arse'.

    slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:21
  • Don't know what you're on about. *cough*

    Mr. HM Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:16
  • Pic 21 is Condoleezza Rice, not Michelle Obama, you daft racist.

    clee984 Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:12
  • Pic 21 is Condoleezza Rice, not Michelle Obama, you daft racist.

    clee984 Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:12
  • Don't know what you're on about. *cough*

    Mr. HM Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:16
  • The yanks 'kick ass', not 'arse'.

    slug Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:21
  • 22 pictures and all different, congratulations are in order.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:23
  • Peter the Paedo Man. If it wasn't utterly untrue of course it would have a certain ring to it.

    And what's what old joke again:

    Girl lying in bed with her fella says: "You're a pervert". The bloke responds: "That's a big word for a girl of nine."

    PuddyTwat Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:38
  • And more power to Mr HM for not resorting to the septics' twisted abomination of our fair language...and a place in the corner to me for actually defending something written in an article here!!

    erniemilko Mon, 08/02/2010 - 13:46
  • Fuck - they're all wearing those ID things. Why? They're famous! What cunt makes people who are obviously there as VIPs wear big labels? And why the fuck don't they take them off and put them in their bag like any normal human being. I really have a thing about people who walk around with their 'work ID' or whatever around their necks. It's like tagging sheep. Ahhhh.

    stella ah trois Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:11
  • I am totally with you on that. You use your work ID for, what, 30 seconds a day, if you need to swipe it or whathaveyou. The rest of the time it should be firmly in one's wallet, not hanging round yer neck on a brightly coloured string. It speaks of a weak and possibly backwards mind.

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:15
  • The fucking security officer in my company is a right jumped up bitch, she goes apeshit if she sees anybody walking around the building NOT displaying their pass ! I have actually had the following conversation with her

    Security bitch - "MJ why aren't you displaying your security pass on your jacket"

    Me - "Because it's upstairs on my desk in a little wallet with my oyster card"

    Security bitch - "But then how can we be sure you're an employee and not an intruder"

    Me - "Errrm you just called me by my name and we've worked together for 4 years, I'm pretty certain you know who I am"

    Security bitch - "That's besides the point, it's policy"

    Me - "Fuck off"

    I now purposely forget my security pass at least twice a week just to piss her off more. Jumped up little hitler bitch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:30
  • Jesus christ ! possibly the most famous black woman on the planet at the moment and you get it wrong ? Still I guess they all look the same eh Mr HM......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:32
  • You are truly raging against that machine, MJ.

    tescopop Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:45
  • The Who "kicked arse"? They played a watered down medley of the CSI themes and Pinball Wizard for people with attention spans shorter than two minutes (ironic for a game that seems to go on for fucking days). Now if they'd covered Young Girl, PYT or D'You Wanna Be In My Gang that would have been class.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:46
  • What can I say, I'm a revolutionary within the square mile. Vive la resistance !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 14:50
  • Shouldn't it be "The Whom" ?

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:10
  • i thought it was eddie murphy

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 15:29
  • That is Condoleezza Rice. You lot must be blind. She doesn't look anything like Michelle Obama.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:29
  • Why is the superbowl being foisted on this country. No-one has the slightest interest in it. It's just about advertising. I couldn't believe it was on TV last night. Keep your shit to yourselves.

    whatthe. Mon, 08/02/2010 - 16:41
  • Errr yeah...thanks for the heads up.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:17
  • Errr yeah...thanks for the heads up.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 08/02/2010 - 17:17
  • can we get to the bottom of this please? what is oprah doing at the rugby?

    switch Mon, 08/02/2010 - 18:08
  • I dont think it's very nice to refer to little Maddox as a beard.

    duffpixie Mon, 08/02/2010 - 18:27
  • Fucking shit US version of rugby played by effeminates who need body armour and watched by fat racist cunts with a penchant for shit warm beer and offal burgers. Great.

    koshmar Mon, 08/02/2010 - 21:29
  • I thought it was Trisha.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/02/2010 - 22:18

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