Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem attend TAG Heuer party, could have been Kerry Katona

13 Delta Goodrem at TAG Heure launch Delta Goodrem looking pretty at TAG Heure launch advert Maria Sharapova at TAG Heure launch Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem at TAG Heure launch Maria Sharapova at TAG Heure launch Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem rub Kerry Katona's face in it advert advert

Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem at TAG Heure launch

Downtown Girl

Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:37 by HM writer

Brian McFadden was busy blocking out the horror that could have been had he stayed with Kerry Katona by quaffing free champagne under the Australian sun with Delta Goodrem on his arm at the Tag Heuer Boutique opening in Melbourne. He probably wouldn't have even wangled an invite to this had he stuck with Katona...

The couple, who were planning to marry over Christmas, attended the launch party and rubbed shoulders with tennis player Maria Sharapova, who cut the ribbon. Which may just trump Katona's friendship with Coleen Nolan.

Meanwhile, Kerry Katona was reportedly weeping hot, salty tears while watching this on repeat before being frog-marched back to fat camp by husband Mark Croft...

Brian McFadden pictures, Brian McFadden, Delta Goodrem

Comments

His face looks like it would have been the ideal shape for when he used to go snuffling for truffles in Katona's "front bottom".
Tanyas pink muff Sun, 17/01/2010 - 16:44
Lovely. The disability mocking is out of order on this board sometimes, especially the constant use of spastic. Expand your vocabulary just a little please.
defairmans Sat, 16/01/2010 - 17:01
Mmmmm.... Sharapova...
pandakiller Sat, 16/01/2010 - 11:06
No more proof needed that exercise is harmful.
stella ah trois Sat, 16/01/2010 - 10:54
I agree that she needs to stop selling every fucking thing she can in order to promote her FLEDGING singing career from Pro Active (claims to have ACNE but never did cause someone I know knew her well and said she always looked perfect and they never saw a zit on her! to sunsilk to So good akka so goodrem (soy milk drink) she is just a walking talking advertisment Guru. I suggest she join desperate housewives of Rose Bay and give us and the world a rest for once. Brian seems down to earth but needs to start singing in the studio again PLEASE stop bothering us down at Woolamaloo Warf with your fakism!
dancingworm Sat, 16/01/2010 - 06:14
That chick with the big arm in picture 8 is an Aussie Olympic Swimmer. Can't remember her name, though
yolly22 Sat, 16/01/2010 - 01:09
Why is Delta wearing shoes that are bigger than her feet?? That is such a no no....
(Ok I am jealous cos I have big plates of meat)
Teatimecreams Fri, 15/01/2010 - 20:17
Lucky old Brian eh? What does she see in him though? His beard looks like a brillo pad. Still, he's prettier than his ex.
PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 18:37
Who'd you nick it off?
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:32
Indeed. Her arm is in fact as big as her face. Curious.
tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:51
"Gurning scouse spastic" is making my lunchtime soup come out of my nose
fuckwit Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:14
Fair enough but have you taken a good look at Katona lately ? Frankly Myra Hindley or even that Vanessa George would be a "step-up"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:10
weeeeeeell, we think she is nicey nicey, but having encountered Goodrem, McFadden and 2x vile repellent children in a Hammersmith pub garden a few summers ago in Hammersmith, being a closet-till-then Delta fan (I'm a gay, cull me) I was appalled to realise how frikking low-rent she was as well. Grotty hair gravel-voiced and grubby fingernails - a proper bogan from West Sydney. Let 'em fuck off to Syd and take the ex-wife with them... 3 down in one fell swoop.
elegantlywasted Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:48
This is like an optical illusion game. Look at face, look at arm, look at face, look at arm. It's like she morphs from woman to man to woman to, etc. That is the biggest arm I have ever seen on a woman who doesn't seem to be particularly fat faced.
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:52
On a separate topic - that ginger bird in pic 8 aint done herself any favours with her choice of photo partner ! Here's a tip for you love, next time pick a fatty or a cripple it'll do you wonders x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:48
This fucking mick cunt must have 4 leaf clovers for pubes & shit rabbits feet he's that fucking lucky....not only did he dodge the biggest fucking bullet of all time by ditching that gurning scouse spastic but he's ended up with this Delta Goodrem sort and to top things off he hasn't even got to worry about the two little council estate spawn that he had with the fat chav because they live on the other side of the planet !

And just look at him, he's a total fuckwit. What a jammy bastard......to be sure.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:44
Sorry to ask, but who has got 'the kids' from this strange period in his life?
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:37
WTF does she see in him? Psycho fatso ex wife; 2 snotty chav kids; plus long, dragged out custody battle. He looks like a pig in a wig so it's not his looks. He must be amazing in bed.
mynicehat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:22
*takes off tag heure time piece, stamps it into the ground*
unseemlydogposture Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:12

*takes off tag heure time piece, stamps it into the ground*
unseemlydogposture Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:12
WTF does she see in him? Psycho fatso ex wife; 2 snotty chav kids; plus long, dragged out custody battle. He looks like a pig in a wig so it's not his looks. He must be amazing in bed.
mynicehat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:22
Sorry to ask, but who has got 'the kids' from this strange period in his life?
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:37
This fucking mick cunt must have 4 leaf clovers for pubes & shit rabbits feet he's that fucking lucky....not only did he dodge the biggest fucking bullet of all time by ditching that gurning scouse spastic but he's ended up with this Delta Goodrem sort and to top things off he hasn't even got to worry about the two little council estate spawn that he had with the fat chav because they live on the other side of the planet !

And just look at him, he's a total fuckwit. What a jammy bastard......to be sure.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:44
On a separate topic - that ginger bird in pic 8 aint done herself any favours with her choice of photo partner ! Here's a tip for you love, next time pick a fatty or a cripple it'll do you wonders x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:48
This is like an optical illusion game. Look at face, look at arm, look at face, look at arm. It's like she morphs from woman to man to woman to, etc. That is the biggest arm I have ever seen on a woman who doesn't seem to be particularly fat faced.
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:52
weeeeeeell, we think she is nicey nicey, but having encountered Goodrem, McFadden and 2x vile repellent children in a Hammersmith pub garden a few summers ago in Hammersmith, being a closet-till-then Delta fan (I'm a gay, cull me) I was appalled to realise how frikking low-rent she was as well. Grotty hair gravel-voiced and grubby fingernails - a proper bogan from West Sydney. Let 'em fuck off to Syd and take the ex-wife with them... 3 down in one fell swoop.
elegantlywasted Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:48
Fair enough but have you taken a good look at Katona lately ? Frankly Myra Hindley or even that Vanessa George would be a "step-up"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:10
"Gurning scouse spastic" is making my lunchtime soup come out of my nose
fuckwit Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:14
Indeed. Her arm is in fact as big as her face. Curious.
tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:51
Who'd you nick it off?
stella ah trois Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:32
Lucky old Brian eh? What does she see in him though? His beard looks like a brillo pad. Still, he's prettier than his ex.
PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 18:37
Why is Delta wearing shoes that are bigger than her feet?? That is such a no no....
(Ok I am jealous cos I have big plates of meat)
Teatimecreams Fri, 15/01/2010 - 20:17
That chick with the big arm in picture 8 is an Aussie Olympic Swimmer. Can't remember her name, though
yolly22 Sat, 16/01/2010 - 01:09
I agree that she needs to stop selling every fucking thing she can in order to promote her FLEDGING singing career from Pro Active (claims to have ACNE but never did cause someone I know knew her well and said she always looked perfect and they never saw a zit on her! to sunsilk to So good akka so goodrem (soy milk drink) she is just a walking talking advertisment Guru. I suggest she join desperate housewives of Rose Bay and give us and the world a rest for once. Brian seems down to earth but needs to start singing in the studio again PLEASE stop bothering us down at Woolamaloo Warf with your fakism!
dancingworm Sat, 16/01/2010 - 06:14
No more proof needed that exercise is harmful.
stella ah trois Sat, 16/01/2010 - 10:54
Mmmmm.... Sharapova...
pandakiller Sat, 16/01/2010 - 11:06
Lovely. The disability mocking is out of order on this board sometimes, especially the constant use of spastic. Expand your vocabulary just a little please.
defairmans Sat, 16/01/2010 - 17:01
His face looks like it would have been the ideal shape for when he used to go snuffling for truffles in Katona's "front bottom".
Tanyas pink muff Sun, 17/01/2010 - 16:44