Kerry Katona with her children
Downtown Girl
Thu, 22/04/2010 - 09:29 by HM writerBrian McFadden is currently heading over to the UK in preparation for a showdown with Kerry Katona and to confront her, face to 'pig-faced mole', er, face, once she's removed those mayonnaised-drenched chips from it, that she's DEAD to him, just like a real man would...
Katona had incurred the wrath of McFadden by implying that he was a shit father to a tabloid so he furiously took to his Twitter page and ranted:
“FACT…I call my girls at least twice a week and have a beautiful relationship with my daughters. I’ve kept my silence too long and I can’t keep it any more. It’s killing me and my beautiful fiancée and my mum and dad and my friends. Kerry Katona, you are dead to me!”
Followed by "you pig-faced-mole!LOL" before the icing on the cake:
"Take bowl of mayonnaise-drenched chips out of your face and look in the mirror…call me fat!”
Meanwhile, Kerry seems unperturbed by Brian's threatened confrontation, and all we can do is hope that the cameras filming her taking the children to the park to feed the ducks while chuffing on several hundred Mayfair menthols, will be there when it all kicks off.
And speaking of Kerry's face stuffed with mayonnaise-drenched chips, we had the exclusive on that...
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How the fuck those kids are still with that waddling shower of shit is beyond me. Let's see... father fucks off to Oz with a bint, mother marries drug-addled pervert and snorts coke daily and gets pissed.
Social services, what the fuck are you lot doing????
Mc Fadden is harmless in comparison to that scouce scrotum of Mark Croft- the epitome of the cunt.
Cheers whothehell. It's not that shocking tbh - he was in a band managed by Louis Walsh.
I've heard on the grapevine that a certain Rollercoaster fan who says it best when he says nothing at all is also in the club (if yer know worra mean). Got a lover shacked up in deepest Oireland somewhere.
comparing the 'talent' of Piggy Brian and Chip Shop Kerry is like looking for two chocolate buttons in a sea of shit
They're like a bargain basement Andre & Jordan, in this case a double negative most definitely does not a positive make
Oh no, that portal into the parallel universe where KK is talented and cares so much for her kids has opened and let someone through. Go back. You could blow us all apart.
why does that fat prick think he's got the right to take the moral highground. Such a good dad that he fucks of down under talent with a plastik fuckbucket of no desernable talent.
at least chipshop has the spawn 24 hours a day. and lets face it, he's just pissed off cos kerry katons is still more 'talented' and famous than him
It's called a residency permit Paedo......
I'll ask my friend Wazza for more details.
His version of Sydney Mardi Gras was quite interesting.
Lost of private parties, dull stories about GMichael but the one I wasn't expecting was BMcF.
Apparently, everyone "knows".
Anyhoo..... not that I can be sued for libel but....
Jus' sayin'
Mayonnaise drenched chips ..... yum. At least she's got taste there.
Unlikely to be a candidate again for Mum of the Year, I'd wager
Also, on a side note - the children look like the kids on that programme about gyppo weddings.
What's in it for her though? I'm no Delta fan, but she has discernably more talent than Piggy McFatso and is at least attractive. She must have some major personality flaw to still be faking it with such a loser...unless she also bats for the other team?
I'd imagine that daytime tv is going to be treated to the most awesome shitfest of all time..... some sort of Kerry Katona 'uncovered' programme which will be so fucking awful that it'll make 'What Katie did next' look like Shakepeare and cause all three viewers to immediately claw their own eyes out.
Can I just say this: McFadden, you've got a fucking nerve to call anyone a cunt you massive closeted hypocrite!
A little known fact from the Sydney gay scene....... there's a very good reason WHY an ex boyband member and a certain Delta Gulfstream don't live in the same house (and it's not coz their "careers" keep them in separate cities).
Bi-one get one free, eh Bri?.
Tosser!
Fun fact for you, Brian McFadden is loathed in Dublin, him and his entire family are regarded as scum. Jumped up gypsy's the lot of them.
Did we ever get to the bottom of why she is wearing a microphone?
Neat the way she is going to drop the ash directly on to kids' heads.
Where's the other kid? The chubby one? Has Kerry KaToenails eaten it? Don't believe the diet shit, people. Just watch those kids slowly disappearing...
Where's the other kid? The chubby one? Has Kerry KaToenails eaten it? Don't believe the diet shit, people. Just watch those kids slowly disappearing...
Neat the way she is going to drop the ash directly on to kids' heads.
Did we ever get to the bottom of why she is wearing a microphone?
Fun fact for you, Brian McFadden is loathed in Dublin, him and his entire family are regarded as scum. Jumped up gypsy's the lot of them.
Can I just say this: McFadden, you've got a fucking nerve to call anyone a cunt you massive closeted hypocrite!
A little known fact from the Sydney gay scene....... there's a very good reason WHY an ex boyband member and a certain Delta Gulfstream don't live in the same house (and it's not coz their "careers" keep them in separate cities).
Bi-one get one free, eh Bri?.
Tosser!
I'd imagine that daytime tv is going to be treated to the most awesome shitfest of all time..... some sort of Kerry Katona 'uncovered' programme which will be so fucking awful that it'll make 'What Katie did next' look like Shakepeare and cause all three viewers to immediately claw their own eyes out.
What's in it for her though? I'm no Delta fan, but she has discernably more talent than Piggy McFatso and is at least attractive. She must have some major personality flaw to still be faking it with such a loser...unless she also bats for the other team?
Also, on a side note - the children look like the kids on that programme about gyppo weddings.
Unlikely to be a candidate again for Mum of the Year, I'd wager
Mayonnaise drenched chips ..... yum. At least she's got taste there.
It's called a residency permit Paedo......
I'll ask my friend Wazza for more details.
His version of Sydney Mardi Gras was quite interesting.
Lost of private parties, dull stories about GMichael but the one I wasn't expecting was BMcF.
Apparently, everyone "knows".
Anyhoo..... not that I can be sued for libel but....
Jus' sayin'
why does that fat prick think he's got the right to take the moral highground. Such a good dad that he fucks of down under talent with a plastik fuckbucket of no desernable talent.
at least chipshop has the spawn 24 hours a day. and lets face it, he's just pissed off cos kerry katons is still more 'talented' and famous than him
Oh no, that portal into the parallel universe where KK is talented and cares so much for her kids has opened and let someone through. Go back. You could blow us all apart.
comparing the 'talent' of Piggy Brian and Chip Shop Kerry is like looking for two chocolate buttons in a sea of shit
They're like a bargain basement Andre & Jordan, in this case a double negative most definitely does not a positive make
Cheers whothehell. It's not that shocking tbh - he was in a band managed by Louis Walsh.
I've heard on the grapevine that a certain Rollercoaster fan who says it best when he says nothing at all is also in the club (if yer know worra mean). Got a lover shacked up in deepest Oireland somewhere.
Mc Fadden is harmless in comparison to that scouce scrotum of Mark Croft- the epitome of the cunt.
How the fuck those kids are still with that waddling shower of shit is beyond me. Let's see... father fucks off to Oz with a bint, mother marries drug-addled pervert and snorts coke daily and gets pissed.
Social services, what the fuck are you lot doing????