Brit Awards 2010: after the show it's the after party

Vanessa White from the Saturdays at one the Brit Award after parties

Squashed Sat-sumas

Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:31 by Harry Bow

Despite the shock and disappointment of missing out on all of the prizes (and nominations) at the Brit Awards, Vanessa Saturday decided she'd celebrate by flashing her very own gongs anyway. Bit of a flat reception though...

Still not quite as terrifying as Mel B's Alice Dellal impersonation - or Geri Halliwell wearing baby Bluebell's tiara.

Other guests at the various after show parties happening across the capital last night included Nicole Roberts and date Herc from The Wire, Henry Holland and (a)muse Pixie Geldof, real-life scribble-drawing Alfie Allen, Daniel Merriweather and the lesser-known members of the Macintosh family, the girl herself on the biggest night of her year with Louis Walsh, Boy George covering his neck with a card instead of make-up, Courtney Love with a weave to make Britney weep, Holly Valance, who was also allowed out of the noughties for one night only, and Bianca Jagger, not to be confused with Gasgoine, who was obviously enjoying herself at the far more exclusive simultaneous Lindsay Lohan event.

Winners including Lily Allen, Lady Gaga and Robbie Williams (without shoe laces, possibly for his own safety) also made an appearance.

That's enough on the Brits for now - we somehow suspect that a lack of BAFTA or Brats nominations won't keep the same bunch away from next week's ceremonies either.

PS - can someone please check that Sarah Harding is still alive? Thanks.

Brit Awards, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Party, The Saturdays pictures, Geri Halliwell, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, Mel B, Pixie Geldof, Robbie Williams

Comments

Classy
clarabow1703 Tue, 23/02/2010 - 22:42
jimmy choo and gucci hermes handbag
http://www.lookhandbag.com
lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:23
Vanessa White - you can smell the class oozing through. Nice classy tatt as well, luv
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:14
Nice tits though
JOHNRBUK Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
Vanessa White: a lesson in how to make a perfectly presentable pair of jubblies look really really stupid. Why would you get your tits out for everyone and make them look ridiculous? At least an honest old fashioned slapper just lifts her top up and jiggles them around a bit in their natural fullness. What she doesn't do is push a couple of big glass ashtrays on top of them crying 'don't they look fantastic flat and disfigured!!!'....Weirdo.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 09:58
WHO THE FUCK is Daniel Merryweather?
Peter Kay - You Fat, Unfunny Bastard.
Robbie Williams actually won a gong?
For what? He's only had one decent song since he started.
The party must have stunk.
Apart from Nicola Roberts and Lady Gaga the rest of them are has-beens/never were's and never will-be's.
Oh, and Louis, that Silvergrey Shirt and Bow-Tie look; isn't that Somerfields Supermarkets Old Uniform?
ken tate Thu, 18/02/2010 - 00:31
napalm the lot
Barry Jorge Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:51
That pap would rather check his phone than take a picture of the least famous of the Allens.. does that make him less of a cunt? Or more?
stustustudio Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:28
yikes.. Rachel Stevens has been on the pies
mike hunt Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:12
pic 19. Let it Bleed (to death)
banquosghost Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:00
London. It's a Hell of a town.
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:39
Garlic Bread! That IS Peter Kaye's mum....isn't it?
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:55
where do i get HM nipple plasters and do you do cock rings?
switch Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:47
The Saturdays have that "Tramp Factor" that make them more akin to the UK's equivalent of the Pussycat Dolls instead of the "Tesco Value Girls Aloud" that they patently crave to be.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:36
you can almost detect the heavy stench of diesel perfume and marlboro lights in the air.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:03

you can almost detect the heavy stench of diesel perfume and marlboro lights in the air.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:03
The Saturdays have that "Tramp Factor" that make them more akin to the UK's equivalent of the Pussycat Dolls instead of the "Tesco Value Girls Aloud" that they patently crave to be.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:36
where do i get HM nipple plasters and do you do cock rings?
switch Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:47
Garlic Bread! That IS Peter Kaye's mum....isn't it?
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:55
London. It's a Hell of a town.
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:39
pic 19. Let it Bleed (to death)
banquosghost Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:00
yikes.. Rachel Stevens has been on the pies
mike hunt Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:12
That pap would rather check his phone than take a picture of the least famous of the Allens.. does that make him less of a cunt? Or more?
stustustudio Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:28
napalm the lot
Barry Jorge Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:51
WHO THE FUCK is Daniel Merryweather?
Peter Kay - You Fat, Unfunny Bastard.
Robbie Williams actually won a gong?
For what? He's only had one decent song since he started.
The party must have stunk.
Apart from Nicola Roberts and Lady Gaga the rest of them are has-beens/never were's and never will-be's.
Oh, and Louis, that Silvergrey Shirt and Bow-Tie look; isn't that Somerfields Supermarkets Old Uniform?
ken tate Thu, 18/02/2010 - 00:31
Vanessa White: a lesson in how to make a perfectly presentable pair of jubblies look really really stupid. Why would you get your tits out for everyone and make them look ridiculous? At least an honest old fashioned slapper just lifts her top up and jiggles them around a bit in their natural fullness. What she doesn't do is push a couple of big glass ashtrays on top of them crying 'don't they look fantastic flat and disfigured!!!'....Weirdo.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 09:58
Nice tits though
JOHNRBUK Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:14
Vanessa White - you can smell the class oozing through. Nice classy tatt as well, luv
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:14
jimmy choo and gucci hermes handbag
http://www.lookhandbag.com
lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:23
Classy
clarabow1703 Tue, 23/02/2010 - 22:42