Brit Awards 2010: the full list of winners

Cheryl Cole fighting for the love but not getting it at the Brit Awards

Fight for a recount?

Tue, 16/02/2010 - 23:16 by Harry Bow

Cheryl Cole should've tried harder to fight for the love and phone votes - the Girls Aloud singer went home empty handed (just when her mantlepiece was starting to clear out too). You'd have thought that Ashley would've at least texted in...

To quote Liam Gallagher, the show isn't over until the fat dancer from Take That sings, so since Robbie's currently on stage doing a medley while the audience are outside having a cig, the night must be a wrap (unless you've got a ticket to one of the after shows, of course).

Talking of Liam, anyone know what he said about Noel when ITV dubbed the feed? More surprising than the Oasis singer being spangled - and JLS getting the teen phone-vote, Geri Halliwell hogging the mic, Fearne being rotten and Lady Gaga dressing up as a doily - was Lily Allen actually looking kind of hot while dressed up as Ronald McDonald meets Michaela from Hollyoaks meets a chambermaid. Let's not think of that though.

Here's the list of winners in full...

Best Male: Dizzee Rascal
Best international Male: Jay-Z
Brits album of 30 years: Oasis
Best breakthrough act: JLS
Best British group: Kasabian
Best international newcomer: Lady Gaga
Best international female artist: Lady Gaga
Best British female: Lily Allen
Best international album: Lady Gaga
Best British single: JLS with Beat Again
Best British album: Florence and the Machine with Lungs
Best performance in 30 years: The Spice Girls

All a bit predictable - apart from the Cheryl Cole thing...

Hopefully plenty of pics of twatted celebs coming up tomorrow - but here are the arrivals in the meantime

Brit Awards, Cheryl Cole Pictures, Cheryl Cole

Comments

Have you seen the list of winners there? The Brits? Does anyone of any musical taste and knowledge agree with any of that? As well as the obvious SHIT like Lily cunting Allen, the rest of it is fucking embarassing - come on, Oasis' album the best over the last 30 years? Like, Radiohead, the Manics and countless others never existed? And the Spice Girls the best performance in the last 30 years?? Who the fuck makes these up, Smash Hits magazine?????
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 01:37
She'd have preferred an ovulation and impregnation - unlike poor Ashley who 'is not ready for kids'. Source: Strange anonymous secretary/all chav papers.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:55
More delusional than sad. The really sad thing is that he, like all these cunts, will never get a reality check because of the royalty cheques. Lily will continue to simper and snub and think that's cool, Gaga will believe she is a genius, Halliwell will continue to believe she is a celebrity, etc etc.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:11
She may not have won any "Brit" but somehow I don't think she'd give a flying fuck, especially when this audience of spaz gave her a standing ovation!
kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:39
You got to fight fight fight fight, fight for this love, you got to fight fight fight fight for this love...
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzz....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

go back to bed tescopops, nothing worth getting up for.
kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:38
Lily Allen is kind of hot. On that first pic Cheryl Cole looks like Ronni Ancona doing an impression of Cheryl Cole.
clee984 Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:27
something about them being the best fucking band ever, and that was about it. All a bit sad really.
slug Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:26
She did have an album out, but the rest of it was shit. Not to say that this song wasn't, but it was slightly less shit than the others.

And it still got to No 1. Says it all really.
slug Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:24
So what did Gallagher say? And did anyone get wounded by his missiles?
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:29
WHY is Cheryl STILL performing that song? I though she had a whole album out? Bloody hell. I need to go back to bed.
tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:28
Cheryl was shit bless her. Her mouth was moving like a camel chewing cud but the backing tape was moving at totally a different speed. And I loved Stringer Bell's comment about "unfaithful footballers". Ouch. Meanwhile Robbie looked like a Vic Reeves lounge singer - and was he actually wearing a cummerband - while Lily needs to give up that cutesy giggly stuff. It doesn't really drop anymore.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:48
Cheryl Cole was a winner I'd say, that performance was the closest she'll ever get to a KKK parade
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 23:25

Cheryl Cole was a winner I'd say, that performance was the closest she'll ever get to a KKK parade
dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 23:25
Cheryl was shit bless her. Her mouth was moving like a camel chewing cud but the backing tape was moving at totally a different speed. And I loved Stringer Bell's comment about "unfaithful footballers". Ouch. Meanwhile Robbie looked like a Vic Reeves lounge singer - and was he actually wearing a cummerband - while Lily needs to give up that cutesy giggly stuff. It doesn't really drop anymore.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:48
WHY is Cheryl STILL performing that song? I though she had a whole album out? Bloody hell. I need to go back to bed.
tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:28
So what did Gallagher say? And did anyone get wounded by his missiles?
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:29
She did have an album out, but the rest of it was shit. Not to say that this song wasn't, but it was slightly less shit than the others.

And it still got to No 1. Says it all really.
slug Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:24
something about them being the best fucking band ever, and that was about it. All a bit sad really.
slug Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:26
Lily Allen is kind of hot. On that first pic Cheryl Cole looks like Ronni Ancona doing an impression of Cheryl Cole.
clee984 Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:27
You got to fight fight fight fight, fight for this love, you got to fight fight fight fight for this love...
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzz....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

go back to bed tescopops, nothing worth getting up for.
kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:38
She may not have won any "Brit" but somehow I don't think she'd give a flying fuck, especially when this audience of spaz gave her a standing ovation!
kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:39
More delusional than sad. The really sad thing is that he, like all these cunts, will never get a reality check because of the royalty cheques. Lily will continue to simper and snub and think that's cool, Gaga will believe she is a genius, Halliwell will continue to believe she is a celebrity, etc etc.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:11
She'd have preferred an ovulation and impregnation - unlike poor Ashley who 'is not ready for kids'. Source: Strange anonymous secretary/all chav papers.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 14:55
Have you seen the list of winners there? The Brits? Does anyone of any musical taste and knowledge agree with any of that? As well as the obvious SHIT like Lily cunting Allen, the rest of it is fucking embarassing - come on, Oasis' album the best over the last 30 years? Like, Radiohead, the Manics and countless others never existed? And the Spice Girls the best performance in the last 30 years?? Who the fuck makes these up, Smash Hits magazine?????
koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 01:37