Brits got (some) talent
Mon, 18/01/2010 - 13:59 by

The news that Cheryl Cole will take another step toward ruling the world by 'performing' live at the 30th anniversary Brit Awards threatened to be overshadowed by vague fears that Warner Music record label staff very briefly contemplated boycotting the biggest free bar of the year because Muse and Michael Buble didn't get enough nominations. Boo hoo.

Lady GaGa, Robbie Williams, JLS and Kasabian are also set to flog their wares at London Earls Court Arena on 16 February, as well as Florence & The Machine and Dizzee Rascal, who are set to perform a magical duet titled, You Got The Dirtee Love while host Peter Kay looks on, thinking up jokes.

Those in the know have suggested that it's not just Warner execs that will be moaning as SuBo seems all set to miss out on everything at the nominations party held at London O2 Arena tonight in a not-very-veiled attack on Simon Cowell. Apparently, she is "not cool". Bit harsh.

  • Only the Mercury matters really...........

    grange Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:54
  • You mean her "glitter stick" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:42
  • I just google-image-searched him. That South PArk pic is more distinctive. How can one man have so much bland?

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 11:20
  • That's probably the look on her face after she saw the latest pictures of her husband 'playing away' on Clapham Common.

    dandyboy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 22:43
  • It's the only corporate piss-up where you can't get drunk.
    The Brits are more fucked than Sophie Anderton.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:28
  • He's the canadian one isn't he ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:31
  • Nice to see a gurning picture of the "nation's sweetheart" ...

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:06
  • I literally could not pick Buble out of a line-up of one, if he had a hat that said 'I am Michael Buble' on it.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:14
  • lady gaga was the first to diamante her tuppence - i mean cock (pic 3)

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:25
  • 30 years! HAVE THAT, MOBOS.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:12
  • 30 years! HAVE THAT, MOBOS.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:12
  • lady gaga was the first to diamante her tuppence - i mean cock (pic 3)

    switch Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:25
  • I literally could not pick Buble out of a line-up of one, if he had a hat that said 'I am Michael Buble' on it.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:14
  • Nice to see a gurning picture of the "nation's sweetheart" ...

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:06
  • He's the canadian one isn't he ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:31
  • It's the only corporate piss-up where you can't get drunk.
    The Brits are more fucked than Sophie Anderton.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:28
  • That's probably the look on her face after she saw the latest pictures of her husband 'playing away' on Clapham Common.

    dandyboy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 22:43
  • I just google-image-searched him. That South PArk pic is more distinctive. How can one man have so much bland?

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 11:20
  • You mean her "glitter stick" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:42
  • Only the Mercury matters really...........

    grange Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:54

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