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Brits gets its talent
Tue, 16/02/2010 - 18:46 by Harry Bow

Fresh from her Golden Globes shower, Mother Nature made her feelings about about Lady Gaga's outfit perfectly clear when she peed all over the Brit Awards red carpet leaving a soggy bog roll mess... 

But while Lady Gaga chose to top last year's 'I'm a little teapot' outfit by going as a decorative toilet paper cover, Lily Allen decided to dress-up as the more sophisticated 'Kym Marsh in a bin bag'.

Meanwhile, other eager beavers include Pixie Lott, Leona Lewis, JLS, Kylie, Geri, Alexandra Burke and Mr HM. We suspect Cheryl will be taking the back entrance, a bit like Ashley would do too if he was allowed to go...

More to be added to this gallery soon - i.e, when it actually starts. EDIT: Yep, they're all up here now. Once you're done with this lot:

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  • The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.

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    worldfire021 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:11
  • jimmy choo and coach balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:33
  • What
    A
    Set
    Of
    CUNTS

    koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:39
  • OY, I don't dislike Lady gaga. She's creative, clever and talented. She can wear/do what she wants, I just found the big 'lady on top of a loo roll' look very funny. Deranged gets my vote. Unfortunately most of the British female 'stars' (and I use that term in it's loosest sense) don't do deranged they do desperate. Desperate to be cool, desperate to be a 'serious artist' or simply desperate to display their naked (and curiously flattened) tits to the waiting paps. It's fucking depressing and fantastic to take the piss out of.

    And breathe.....

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 10:08
  • Awful outfit, but it loved its old ma.

    Will this do??

    ockerrocker Wed, 17/02/2010 - 20:57
  • (and how could anyone NOT take the piss out of Cuntface from Cuntface And The Machine? Not to mention Cuntney Love, what the hell she doing there?)

    dames Wed, 17/02/2010 - 17:57
  • No, let me catch up: you all... don't approve... of Lady Gaga... is that right?

    sorry, you're all so next-level here!

    *slow claps*

    dames Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:34
  • I think we can all safely say "Lady Gaga" was starved of attention as a child, however I can't be the only one wishing she'd been starved of oxygen instead...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:20
  • We have to be nice about her outfit - it was a McQueen creation...

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:17
  • JODIE KIDD? has she been eating?

    albondigas Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:59
  • Ah just seen it - did Mr HM accessorise with a proto-sporon also?

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:18
  • ok. i did. and what the fucking bloody hell is lilly allen wearing?

    excrutiating gloating session on from moyles et al on radio on this morning btw.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:16
  • tell me, is it worth looking at all 47 pics?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:09
  • I've just caught a glimpse of Gaga on the telly: she looks like a giant cauliflower wrapped in some granny curtains.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 21:30
  • Doll parts?

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:56
  • I'm just waiting for the Mika pics to come in so I can show you the jacket

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:56
  • Pic 5: Courtney looks like a broken Barbie that's been put back together slightly wrong...

    dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:51
  • ps. Once again Lady Gaga has made me laugh.

    I mean. What? WHAT?

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:00
  • Holy Guacamole.

    I didn't think for one minute that Leona had it in her to wear anything but wisps of light and kindness and high heeled goody two shoes....but no, she's had a little go at fashion...

    Is she wearing a silver space ship with candy pink horror slippers? Lily Allen's get-up has confused me enough. Words fail me. This might be a first.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:59
  • Emperor's New Clothes. Again. Wonder whose stylist won the "I bet I can get my client to wear this" wager this time. They probably had to concede that it's a photo-finish and split the winnings.

    spandex Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:47
  • Lady Gaga actually has managed to make herself look as short and fat as me!!!!! Yay! Even the hair is really similar.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:24
  • Harry - can you give us some insight into Mr HM's outfit? What time did he leave the office to get ready? Did he employ a stylist? That sort of thing? Can you paint a picture with words for us?

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:22
  • Harry - can you give us some insight into Mr HM's outfit? What time did he leave the office to get ready? Did he employ a stylist? That sort of thing? Can you paint a picture with words for us?

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:22
  • Lady Gaga actually has managed to make herself look as short and fat as me!!!!! Yay! Even the hair is really similar.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:24
  • Emperor's New Clothes. Again. Wonder whose stylist won the "I bet I can get my client to wear this" wager this time. They probably had to concede that it's a photo-finish and split the winnings.

    spandex Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:47
  • Holy Guacamole.

    I didn't think for one minute that Leona had it in her to wear anything but wisps of light and kindness and high heeled goody two shoes....but no, she's had a little go at fashion...

    Is she wearing a silver space ship with candy pink horror slippers? Lily Allen's get-up has confused me enough. Words fail me. This might be a first.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/02/2010 - 19:59
  • ps. Once again Lady Gaga has made me laugh.

    I mean. What? WHAT?

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:00
  • Pic 5: Courtney looks like a broken Barbie that's been put back together slightly wrong...

    dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:51
  • I'm just waiting for the Mika pics to come in so I can show you the jacket

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:56
  • Doll parts?

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 20:56
  • I've just caught a glimpse of Gaga on the telly: she looks like a giant cauliflower wrapped in some granny curtains.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/02/2010 - 21:30
  • tell me, is it worth looking at all 47 pics?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:09
  • ok. i did. and what the fucking bloody hell is lilly allen wearing?

    excrutiating gloating session on from moyles et al on radio on this morning btw.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:16
  • Ah just seen it - did Mr HM accessorise with a proto-sporon also?

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:18
  • JODIE KIDD? has she been eating?

    albondigas Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:59
  • We have to be nice about her outfit - it was a McQueen creation...

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:17
  • I think we can all safely say "Lady Gaga" was starved of attention as a child, however I can't be the only one wishing she'd been starved of oxygen instead...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:20
  • No, let me catch up: you all... don't approve... of Lady Gaga... is that right?

    sorry, you're all so next-level here!

    *slow claps*

    dames Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:34
  • (and how could anyone NOT take the piss out of Cuntface from Cuntface And The Machine? Not to mention Cuntney Love, what the hell she doing there?)

    dames Wed, 17/02/2010 - 17:57
  • Awful outfit, but it loved its old ma.

    Will this do??

    ockerrocker Wed, 17/02/2010 - 20:57
  • OY, I don't dislike Lady gaga. She's creative, clever and talented. She can wear/do what she wants, I just found the big 'lady on top of a loo roll' look very funny. Deranged gets my vote. Unfortunately most of the British female 'stars' (and I use that term in it's loosest sense) don't do deranged they do desperate. Desperate to be cool, desperate to be a 'serious artist' or simply desperate to display their naked (and curiously flattened) tits to the waiting paps. It's fucking depressing and fantastic to take the piss out of.

    And breathe.....

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 10:08
  • What
    A
    Set
    Of
    CUNTS

    koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 00:39
  • jimmy choo and coach balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:33
  • The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/brit-awards-2010-all-backstage-gossip43409#ixzz0wxGBGflY
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    worldfire021 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:11

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