Break The Ice
Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:22 by

Has she officially lost it? Apparently Britney Spears wants her dead body to be put in the freezer once she's gone, so that she can come back and haunt our grandchildren years down the line. Although the technology to bring a frozen corpse back to life doesn't exist yet - and probably never will - the singer wants her body to be preserved in liquid nitrogen so that she can be brought back to life if it does...

If it wasn't already bizarre enough, her obsession with the frozen body thing all started at Disneyland. Where else would your mind be focused on your forthcoming death than a children's theme park?

A 'friend' of Britney's told The Sun:

"It started when someone told her Walt Disney had been preserved by cyrogenics to be revived in the future.

 

Brit found the whole thing so interesting she spent most of her Mother's Day trip to Disneyland researching the subject on the internet while a nanny took the boys round the park."

It gets worse...

"She looked into having her ashes turned into diamonds after she is gone but settled on the chance of getting to live in the future."

So instead of turning her corpse into a designer necklace she's going to turn it into an ice lolly instead. And all for the cost of $350,000.  What ever happened to a good old coffin and headstone?

  • Thanks already bizarre enough, her obsession with the frozen body thing all started at Disneyland. Where else would your mind be focused on your forthcoming deathbaby jogger city select

    linkking Wed, 11/05/2011 - 20:34
  • Bah who cares, she looks old , even though she is barely 29
    she must be crazy, oh well keep it up britney.
    get mini deep fryers Http://minideepfryers.com

    minideepfryers Tue, 29/06/2010 - 03:20
  • She's just after the Iceland contract now Katona's out of the frame.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 26/05/2010 - 13:47
  • I'd like to be stuffed....maybe in an action pose, like wrestling a bull to the ground buy it's horns or something, then my children could display me in the entry hall to my country mansion at the bottom of the double staircase.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:27
  • Funnily enough, I was planning Britney's death too.

    huxylady Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:12
  • Once you're dead, you're dead. Who gives a shit? I'm going to donate my body to science. It wouldn't freeze anyway- too much gin.

    tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:46
  • Once you're dead, you're dead. Who gives a shit? I'm going to donate my body to science. It wouldn't freeze anyway- too much gin.

    tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:46
  • Funnily enough, I was planning Britney's death too.

    huxylady Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:12
  • I'd like to be stuffed....maybe in an action pose, like wrestling a bull to the ground buy it's horns or something, then my children could display me in the entry hall to my country mansion at the bottom of the double staircase.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:27
  • She's just after the Iceland contract now Katona's out of the frame.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 26/05/2010 - 13:47
  • Bah who cares, she looks old , even though she is barely 29
    she must be crazy, oh well keep it up britney.
    get mini deep fryers Http://minideepfryers.com

    minideepfryers Tue, 29/06/2010 - 03:20
  • Thanks already bizarre enough, her obsession with the frozen body thing all started at Disneyland. Where else would your mind be focused on your forthcoming deathbaby jogger city select

    linkking Wed, 11/05/2011 - 20:34

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