Gimme More... Power
Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:08 by HM writer
Britney Spears appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman to deliver the 'Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President' in a bikini. And Letterman can't even hide his contempt...

But it sounds like she doesn't quite understand what she is saying (which we can understand for reason No.4 about a coherent fiscal strategy for the US) but she just looks just as confused when talking about offering free pie to everyone....

Perhaps it would have been funnier if she'd sat there and did this...

  • I'd rather have looked at Paul Shaffer. "huh huh huh huh - Oh he did that? Oh really? huh huh huh huh" etc

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:23
  • It was like the much-described axewound. Can you imagine the whiff coming from that? Grimsby fish docks on an August afternoon...

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:58
  • Fuckdust, your descriptive powers are so spot on.

    dandyboy Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:45
  • Not since she flashed her gash in the back of that car. It looked like a folded peshwari naan. Put me right off. I burnt all my Britney CDs and posters after that.

    Fuckdust Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:26
  • Her first motion (fnarr fnarr) would be free pizza and Budweiser for the over 12s in all southern states, probably.

    Does anyone take this fucking fruitloop seriously anymore??

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:50
  • Her first motion (fnarr fnarr) would be free pizza and Budweiser for the over 12s in all southern states, probably.

    Does anyone take this fucking fruitloop seriously anymore??

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:50
  • Not since she flashed her gash in the back of that car. It looked like a folded peshwari naan. Put me right off. I burnt all my Britney CDs and posters after that.

    Fuckdust Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:26
  • Fuckdust, your descriptive powers are so spot on.

    dandyboy Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:45
  • It was like the much-described axewound. Can you imagine the whiff coming from that? Grimsby fish docks on an August afternoon...

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:58
  • I'd rather have looked at Paul Shaffer. "huh huh huh huh - Oh he did that? Oh really? huh huh huh huh" etc

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:23

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