Britney Spears' bodyguard details sexual abuse claims, we don't know who to believe

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Sat, 11/09/2010 - 12:49 by HM writer

Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores, who looks a bit like a Royston Vasey version of Ant McPartlin, has given The Sun exclusive details of the sexual harrasment allegations against Spears, and they sound even weirder than the ones last week...

Flores is suing Britney for a mere £5million (but insists it's not about the money!) for emotional distress, sexual harassment and the physical abuse of her two sons.

He claims:

- she batters her staff members and her current boyfriend Jason Trawick

- she summoned him to her room where she was on the bed "pleasuring herself" with a "possessed" face

- exposed herself more times than he can recall

- similar situations happened to other members of staff

- her dancers were fired after having sex with her when her father Jamie found out

- she'd adopt different personas; one being The Queen B, which staff were forced to refer to her while she would speak with a British accent, and the other a more "mellow" alter-ego called Jennifer...

Hmm, he's done his research!

We have to admit we're still a bit sceptical about the allegations as we all kow she went slightly bonkers but that was nearly two years ago - and Flores only began working for her this year. Plus, his last claims that Britney deliberately fed her sons food they were allergic to were thrown out after a full investigation.. It's all gone a bit Heather Mills if you ask us.

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Comments

So let me get this right - as a bodyguard one would have to assume he was tough enough to get the job. Yet here we have him suing for 'emotional distress' because he saw a bit of vag? Hmmm. Surely even Britney's muff isn't that much of a stinker. Since he appears to be suing on behalf of her sons, perhaps he's planning to give them half the money?
PuddyTwat Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:19
The crystal meth really did a number on that bitch.
whereswaldo Sun, 12/09/2010 - 14:52
The poor chap. Subjected to this having been off-colour for Spain and not recapturing his best Liverpool form in the World Cup this summer. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for him.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 12/09/2010 - 14:00
How do I obtain a job as a - ahem - "Bodyguard" for a Female Hollywood Celeb?

Anyone hazard a guess how long before Miley goes off the rails - and have I got time to re-train?

Gratuitous Miley Piccie
ken tate Sun, 12/09/2010 - 02:12
The poor guy looks haunted. It must have been like a scene from The Exorcist.
Tanyas pink muff Sat, 11/09/2010 - 22:17
The poor guy looks haunted. It must have been like a scene from The Exorcist.
Tanyas pink muff Sat, 11/09/2010 - 22:16
Pleasuring herself with a possessed face?

Was there anything wrong with a cucumber? Put a ribbed-tickler on it if you really wanted to go all 'Hollywood'.

Not good enough for the luvvies though is it? Now they're using a 'possessed face' whatever one of those is.
jiggerycock Sat, 11/09/2010 - 14:10

Pleasuring herself with a possessed face?

Was there anything wrong with a cucumber? Put a ribbed-tickler on it if you really wanted to go all 'Hollywood'.

Not good enough for the luvvies though is it? Now they're using a 'possessed face' whatever one of those is.
jiggerycock Sat, 11/09/2010 - 14:10
The poor guy looks haunted. It must have been like a scene from The Exorcist.
Tanyas pink muff Sat, 11/09/2010 - 22:16
The poor guy looks haunted. It must have been like a scene from The Exorcist.
Tanyas pink muff Sat, 11/09/2010 - 22:17
How do I obtain a job as a - ahem - "Bodyguard" for a Female Hollywood Celeb?

Anyone hazard a guess how long before Miley goes off the rails - and have I got time to re-train?

Gratuitous Miley Piccie
ken tate Sun, 12/09/2010 - 02:12
The poor chap. Subjected to this having been off-colour for Spain and not recapturing his best Liverpool form in the World Cup this summer. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for him.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 12/09/2010 - 14:00
The crystal meth really did a number on that bitch.
whereswaldo Sun, 12/09/2010 - 14:52
So let me get this right - as a bodyguard one would have to assume he was tough enough to get the job. Yet here we have him suing for 'emotional distress' because he saw a bit of vag? Hmmm. Surely even Britney's muff isn't that much of a stinker. Since he appears to be suing on behalf of her sons, perhaps he's planning to give them half the money?
PuddyTwat Mon, 13/09/2010 - 15:19