Marriage, baby, one more time?
Mon, 07/12/2009 - 13:56 by Harry Bow

After an only slightly more embarrassing marriage proposal than Robbie Williams' one to Adya Field where she allegedly faced rejection, it appears as though Britney might now be engaged - or at least she's trying to make everyone think she is...

It's going to be difficult to top her weddings to Jason Alexander and Kevin Federline, but it's being reported that Britney could be attempting marriage for the third time after she was spotted out with with a ring on her left hand.

Considering her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, is also her manager, he could in theory be the first Mr Spears to be able to pay for a ring out of his own pocket (even if she does pay his wages), but we're not so sure this is an engagement ring... Aren't they meant to have diamonds and stuff (although it would still beat KFed's Sunkist ring-pull without)?

The only rocks seem to be the ones that Britney is smuggling in her bra  - although we can't look at anything other than those boots. Who knew that Tanya Macintosh was such a trailblazer

 

  • She should wear it through her nose, the pig!

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 10:53
  • Pic 1 looks like the trailer park she's come out of. Yeeee haw!!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/12/2009 - 20:46
  • The worst thing about being a celeb and therefore surrounded by yes-men is that no-one tells you when your nipples are pointing downwards.

    charl25 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 18:52
  • I say Sir, that's an insult to most Hillbillies out there. Surely she's a trailer trash retard, not the common or garden six fingered, webbed toes, freak show retard we are all so fond of in a David Lynch curiosity value way?

    malachysdad Mon, 07/12/2009 - 16:01
  • A mustard coloured jersey will never look good- even less so on you, you Yank retard.

    kermits Mon, 07/12/2009 - 15:32
  • A mustard coloured jersey will never look good- even less so on you, you Yank retard.

    kermits Mon, 07/12/2009 - 15:32
  • I say Sir, that's an insult to most Hillbillies out there. Surely she's a trailer trash retard, not the common or garden six fingered, webbed toes, freak show retard we are all so fond of in a David Lynch curiosity value way?

    malachysdad Mon, 07/12/2009 - 16:01
  • The worst thing about being a celeb and therefore surrounded by yes-men is that no-one tells you when your nipples are pointing downwards.

    charl25 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 18:52
  • Pic 1 looks like the trailer park she's come out of. Yeeee haw!!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/12/2009 - 20:46
  • She should wear it through her nose, the pig!

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 10:53

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