I'm no fashion expert, and by the looks of things neither is Britney.
She looks like she should be wearing suede shoes with curled up toes and standing on top of a gold lamp shouting "OPEN SESAME".
Still, the tights set the whole thing off nicely.
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Contract with Tenalady in the post.
Looks like a bubble dress gone wrong.
Little ole Britney Spear is probably one of the richest women in the entertainment industry, yet still dresses like trailer trash that shops at Walmart.