To Ken Paves quick!
Tue, 01/12/2009 - 16:31 by Harry Bow

With stories from: Dlisted, PopEater, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Celebrity Dirt, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

Britney and her weave are back in LA - Dlisted

David Beckham goes to South Africa - PopsugarUK

Katie Holmes explains Suri's heels - Celebritysmackblog

Chelsea Clinton gets angaged - AmyGrindhouse

Helena Christensen gets her boobs out AGAIN - Yeeeah

New Moon has 22 problems but RPattz ain't one - Allieiswired

Miranda Kerr meets the Tanya Macintosh of NYC - Socialitelife

Chris Brown tries the Megan Fox spec trick - Anythinghollywood

Good Ben Affleck Incaseyoudidntknow

Justin Timberlake tries social networking INO

Lady Gaga lands on cock SeriouslyOMG

Nicole Richie in a comedy that's not Simple Life Gabbybabble

Nick Hogan has learned TheBlemish

  • The people who have paid money to see her in concert have been totally ripped off.

    If they really wanted to see a flabby, past-her prime single mother with bad skin unenthusiastically thrust her crotch and flaccidly whore it up on stage in a cheap wig they could have saved hundreds by simply visiting their local strip club or titty bar.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:53
  • £100 each to see this circus??

    Better off with Gerry Cottle or even the pikey fair up on Epsom Downs, at least that'll only set you back £25 and you might even win a goldfish.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 03:08
  • The Britney tour - what a fucking circus, aptly named. I know of someone who took his daughter and partner to one of these fucking so-called "gigs", parted with the best part of £300 and got a lip-synched dance routine with fuck-all substantial. He's currently getting a serious request for refunds looked at, citing that he didn't get what he paid for. Wanting to see this munter allegedly perform, he got what he deserved IMHO. Trailer-park twat

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 22:24
  • The Britney tour - what a fucking circus, aptly named. I know of someone who took his daughter and partner to one of these fucking so-called "gigs", parted with the best part of £300 and got a lip-synched dance routine with fuck-all substantial. He's currently getting a serious request for refunds looked at, citing that he didn't get what he paid for. Wanting to see this munter allegedly perform, he got what he deserved IMHO. Trailer-park twat

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 22:24
  • £100 each to see this circus??

    Better off with Gerry Cottle or even the pikey fair up on Epsom Downs, at least that'll only set you back £25 and you might even win a goldfish.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 03:08
  • The people who have paid money to see her in concert have been totally ripped off.

    If they really wanted to see a flabby, past-her prime single mother with bad skin unenthusiastically thrust her crotch and flaccidly whore it up on stage in a cheap wig they could have saved hundreds by simply visiting their local strip club or titty bar.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:53

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