Downtown Girl
Wed, 18/11/2009 - 10:36 by HM writer

Brittany Murphy, her pet dog and her husband were taking it turns to kiss one other in a sickening display to make us Lose Our Lunch On Wednesday. We wouldn't do that Brittany, you don't know where it's been. And we're not talking about your dog...

Murphy, looking completely derranged, and screenwriter husband Simon Monjack, looking like three Jimmy Whites and also this, were travelling extremely light and it was only the seven Louis Vuitton cases piled onto their trolley (not including the LV one for their dog) for the happy couple.

Brittany has said about her husband:

"We first met when I was 17 years old. We checked in with each other throughout the years and remained friends.The easiest decision I ever had in my life was getting married. "Getting up every morning and going to sleep every night next to my soul mate."

We've definitely lost our lunch now. Imagine waking up next to that...

 

 

  • You should stick a photo of your very own Henman Hill on here for us to enjoy Duke.link building prices

    gaikol Tue, 12/01/2010 - 06:28
  • Pointless fucking set of pics since Pixie Lott's zits. Oh...

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 07:03
  • Simon from Blue?

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:02
  • OH DEAR- it's not until picture 2 that I realise why this uninspiring story was on HM...! now I get it..

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:53
  • That gross tubb-o is Simon Monjack the wanna be film maker who is probably the most vile man on the planet. He owes a lot of people a lot of money!!!

    papa3winkies Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:44
  • christ, is that her? well i'll go to the foot of our stairs.

    she looks fucking ridiculous now mind.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:03
  • I think it's quite nice that she's married to a quite gross tubb-o. I mean, at least it's probably love, rather than a cynical brand-boosting PR marriage (Brangelina, anybody?)

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:51
  • She played the tough Brooklyn chick in Clueless, which is a great film, no matter what anybody says.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:50
  • Maybe I'm plain ignorant but who the hell is this person?

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:40
  • She's got more Vuitton than Ashton market.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:19
  • Dressing the dog up like a twat. Silly bitch.

    kenny_g Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:14
  • Dressing the dog up like a twat. Silly bitch.

    kenny_g Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:14
  • She's got more Vuitton than Ashton market.

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:19
  • Maybe I'm plain ignorant but who the hell is this person?

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:40
  • She played the tough Brooklyn chick in Clueless, which is a great film, no matter what anybody says.

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:50
  • I think it's quite nice that she's married to a quite gross tubb-o. I mean, at least it's probably love, rather than a cynical brand-boosting PR marriage (Brangelina, anybody?)

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:51
  • christ, is that her? well i'll go to the foot of our stairs.

    she looks fucking ridiculous now mind.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:03
  • That gross tubb-o is Simon Monjack the wanna be film maker who is probably the most vile man on the planet. He owes a lot of people a lot of money!!!

    papa3winkies Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:44
  • OH DEAR- it's not until picture 2 that I realise why this uninspiring story was on HM...! now I get it..

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:53
  • Simon from Blue?

    tescopop Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:02
  • Pointless fucking set of pics since Pixie Lott's zits. Oh...

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 07:03
  • You should stick a photo of your very own Henman Hill on here for us to enjoy Duke.link building prices

    gaikol Tue, 12/01/2010 - 06:28

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