Not suggesting that at all, mate. But I'm sure it doesn't take the greatest imagination in the world to work out that Katona's mothering skills won't have bred the most endearing children in existence.

I'm sure there is time for the little bastards to change...

Don't knock the kiddies with the room to improve. My mother was a witless alcoholic who sat up late at night (before falling down the stairs) in front of videos of George VI and the Queen Mum. My dad slaughtered 9. He says. In the East End. They never caught him. Message: there is room for us to improve.

Am I the only one who imagines the Katona/McFadden pair are basically made for each other like a little shrivelled crabs- riddled cock in a cunt sized hole? Realistically they couldn't give a flying fuck about the kids. Let them get back together and then call in Cheshire Social Services PDQ.

Looks to have porked out a bit too.

Absolutely right - he showed immaculate judgement in choosing a wife and mother of his kids, then fucking legged it with the Aussie bit of stuff when Katona turned into Beth Ditto's model of fitness, leaving the kids with Mr and Mrs Gak.

So, his PR must be pushing him like billy-o to get the custody papers in, but as I think has already been mentioned, can you imagine what a fucking horrible pair of cunts those kids will be now??