Last night must have been an absolute dream for any burglar. When you combine them, The Call of Duty launch and the Pride Of Britain awards pretty much had every celebrity from A-Z out of their house. Not that we in any way condone burglary.

Not unless it's the cheeky kind anyway, like scrumping apples or stealing a freshly baked apple pie. Although it doesn't sound like scrumping apples counts as burglary, unless they're on your kitchen table. Are any of our readers policemen/women or even burglars? Can you clear this mystery up for us? 

Call of Duty: Black Ops is apparently one of the computer games this year, so much so Mr HM has actually nipped out to get himself a copy, which means we can write words like *&*%$&jugs and %^&%&flaps (I'm back -Mr HM). Of course this means any celebrity with a male relative wanted to pop in to get their free copy at last night's glistening gala. Yep, it glistened.

First and foremost, it's worth pointing out Alex Reid playing soldier, of course he's not really playing, because that's what he would actually be doing if he hadn't followed his dream of being hit in the face by sweaty men in a cage.

Also at the event were Shayne Ward (he's ready for his career now, Simon), George Nepotism Lamb, Goldie, Sophie Ellis-Hexagonface and little Georgie Lineker.

Finally, as if to rub it in our dirty, guessing little faces Liz Cundy and Gail Porter also showed up, proving once and for all they're not going in the jungle, probably.