We tried to do a bit of investigative research via Google to find out what Calum Best was up to in Glasgow, but it seems that no one's bothered writing about him since Jack Tweed shoved his unmentionable on the scene. Oh well, let's jump to the conclusion that he was there to spread a herpe or two with some of Scotland's finest.
Nice motor, Calum, your cock must be MASSIVE (around the same size as the mouths of Lindsay Lohan and Lizzie Jagger at a guess?).
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COMMENTS (44)
Do you just sit there making this stuff up?! Does he look like he is driving that car?! Pic 5.
You leave New Girl alone, kwebb. She's trying her BEST.
Oh dear, I'll get my goatse and be on my way.
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He doesn't need a Ferrari to look like a penis. Balding cunt.
Guys, Calum was in Glasgow to Judge the Uber Girl Scotland 2009 national modelling competition. He was contracted to arrive in the Ferrari along with other celebrities at the event. The Ferrari was provided by a company called Rio Prestige, for all who dont know or dont care to check in the UK we drive on the LEFT - Its a RIGHT handed Ferrari! I know he is talented but driving a Ferrari in the passenger seat, give him a break.
Calum was an absolute star at the event, he had the crowd pumped and they loved him, we have had amazing feedback from all who attended over 1000 and we look forward to having Calum back in Glasgow soon. Maybe next time we will get Calum dropped off in a Rickshaw if that doesnt give the appearance he is trying to make a large phallic impression.
Ubergirl - first of all, before you start gobbing off a load of shite to us here about that megacunt Best, I suggest you at least sort out your fucking title; the word 'uber' as you write it is incorrect. It is a German word, written as 'über', with an umlauted 'u' at the beginning, you know, that means those little dotty wotties over it. It makes the 'u' sound like 'ooo', hence , as in 'übercunt'. Which is what Best is...
So he had the crowd pumped... what, with barbiturates, speed, meths, deep fried mars bars? Judging the Übergirl Modelling competition must have been a hell of a gig. What was the prize? A £10 voucher for TK Maxx or Poundstretcher? A bottle of Irn Bru WKD?
And please - I don't think even the most imaginitive journo could ever describe Calum fucking Best as 'talented', either with a Ferrari or a frigging Fiat Punto...
FUCK YOU.
Oh please - do FUCK OFF! "Guys", "contracted to arrive in Ferrari", "I know he is talented", "he had the crowd pumped". I don't think I've ever read so much arse Perrins in my life. You need to sit in a dark room and have a sharp word with yourself! What is his talent of which you speak by the way?! "The award now for telling people who your dad was - goes to *drum roll*.." Did you all sit around the table and go "We could have him arrive in a Ferrari too couldn't we?! Imagine what the screaming Irn Bru drinking fucknuts outside the venue would make of that?!! Yes - it's brilliant - book him to arrive in a Ferrari. It's not 80's at all - and Crockett and Tubbs don't really exist." Deary me..
Who ARE you? ubergirl.... with a name like that, I didn't need to even read the rest of your post. Anyone who associates themselves with that absolute knobhead of Callum Best deserves Joan of Arc's fate.
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He'd have to be in Edinburgh to encounter a 'radge' you stupid cunt
He's poncing about the merchant-shitty trying to pick up some of glesga's finest.
Congratulations Ubergirl. I'm sure when those women burnt their bras and jumped in front of galloping horses, they had visions that one day, Ubergirl would bring their gender crashing intot the new millenium, equality and all that before them. It seems only right that you invite Mr Best onto your show afterall, he is of course a staunch support or women's equality and only has their interests at heart, No doubt he took the winner and runners up all out for a hearty meal paid for by himself and led the discussion on such matters as how the the masai are being forced from their lands by tourism and how equality for women has improved since the removal of the taliban. He really is a top guy and deserves his place in all our hearts for his contribution to society.
please come back and tell us how you think Ubergirl is doing it's bit for women, if you could.
ELBOW- BEST REPLY EVER. Absolutely spot on!!!
Bless, nice to see Callum back.
Dunno what you're getting steamed up about anyway - that's Bobby Davro that is.
Someone posted a link on the board yesterday to do with Callum Best. Apparently the new HM show is going to be done by the same people who did a show on Best.
You seem rather clued up on everything to do with that balding useless cunt with a famous dead dad. Are you Calum the Fucknut?
It's so refreshing to see that the emancipation of women wasn't all for nothing in this glorious celebration of the outstanding role of the woman in 21st century society...
... you twat, Ubergurl
Firstly I cant believe how sad this discussion has got with someone making comment about the guys Dad, no matter what people do our how they live their lives, comments like that are way below the belt and sick.
Secondly I find some of the comments above insulting to Scottish people as it would be interesting to know where you live and im sure we could all pick bones about what country you live in.
Thirdly the stories on these site are fun and for a laugh, some people on here are getting way to serious and personal, talking about politics and stuff, go to the bbc or something and let loose with your words of wisdom there.
Some people should really get a life, I really could not care either way what Calum Best does or how he is transported from A to B, really what does it matter? All i know is i would like many others on here, be well chuffed if i was pictured in a ferarri, seems like the old green eyed moster is out.
Anyway rant over, keep the gossip sites for gossip and politics for the broadsheets and boring websites.
xxxx
Oh come on! Nobody has disrespected his dad. This guy is famous for having a famous dad. That's it. The other pillock up there went as far to say he was "talented"! I wouldn't be surprised for one second if you were in this competition - so your line about having nothing to do with Calum Best is a total porky! Duke will no doubt show you his green one eyed 'moster'.
Stacey, just a word of advice, love. Fuck off, you rancid-flanged cunt.
Stacy, warning you now....DUCK! shit coming your way fucking fast!
Well I think she is fluffy and adorable. Infact, I've just tried to put her in Heroes. Lovely lass.
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Thats exactly what i love about this site.
Un-informed idiots spouting utter shite.
I think Mr Best would fit in perfectly since one of the organisers of this uber modelling competition or whatever it's supposed to be has been charged with raping a teenage entrant.http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-201462671.html
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For that is quiet a machine Callum is driving, I love Ferrari, I am looking for a Used Cars dealer who can give me a good deal on this baby, as New Cars from Ferrari are way out of my league.
Wow Ferrari looks so hot, celebrities love to show off their New Cars, and what better way then going out on a ride with the paparazzi following close behind.
Yeah, I've been a fan of Ferrari ever since I was watch Grand Prix. Now I no longer have the time to do it but the dream is still there ;) But thinking about the fact that I can't even afford the auto insurance on such a car proves how far I'm from getting one.
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