Calvin Harris and pineapple invade stage during John & Edward's X Factor performance

Dance wiv me?
Sun, 15/11/2009 - 10:09 by Harry Bow

Calvin Harris can now count himself among the likes of Kanye West, Jarvis Cocker and, erm, Brandon Block having invaded the stage during a live TV performance

Brilliant. John and Edward's rendition of that Queen classic Ice Ice Baby was interrupted by Calvin Harris and a pineapple - sort of. You might have blinked and missed it, but the I'm Not Alone musician, who was in the studio for an appearance on the Xtra Factor, has assured everyone that it did happen, writing on his Twitter:

"Was just thrown out of x factor for jumping onstage during Jedward with a pineapple on my head."

Later adding:

"At the end of the day, I had a pineapple on my head. Sorry if I caused anyone embarrassment. P.s I love Jedward."

Don't be sorry - this story has taken all attention away from the News of the World report that the twins were busted watching porn. Bleeeuuurgh.


Anyway, you can just about make out what went on here:

Calvin, we're glad you were able to finish, but this really is the best stage invasion of all time...


Jedward pictures, Calvin Harris, Jedward

Comments

  • Ha! never seen that before... this one was class also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LEZkw5Ow0

    Take that you fat dancer.

    dandyboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:37

  • 'Best Stage Invasion' my bumhole. THIS is the best stage invasion of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat50AHOm94

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:27

  • What was that you said? You've got weeping vaginal sores? Best get that checked, you rancid heifer

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 20:29

  • Nah - i was referring not to my body mass index check up. More your STDs, love. That male chlamydia test is a bit harsh - "using the probe open, like an umbrella having inserted...." PS I was lying. Hope that doesn't make you weep more.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 19:51

  • No, you misheard - they said you ate all the pies

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 14:03

  • Nick Griffin is a fat arsed cunt.

    But if he's worried about Johnny Foreigner coming to these shores, all he need do is play them Jedward and they'll flee.

    As for Calvin Harris - he should have had more dignity. He looks like the arse not Jedward. They're idiots. Does one really need to run on stage to prove that?

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:42

  • Already heard - they said you cried

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:31

  • You want to hear what they say about me in the nurse's office

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:12

  • I've heard that's what they say about you at the school gates.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:07

  • Nah, it's the mums I'm after. You know, desperate and grateful...

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:59

  • You're just sad that there will be less left for you. Or is that fewer? :)

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:43

  • Funny, isn't it? After seethingly watching these two progress week after week, Cowell now sees things from pound sign tinted spectacles. He's got a vision of manipulating them for the pre-14 yr old knickerwetters just in time for christmas. Good thing is, this could be the death knell for the show....

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:05

  • Funny, isn't it? After seethingly watching these two progress week after week, Cowell now sees things from pound sign tinted spectacles. He's got a vision of manipulating them for the pre-14 yr old knickerwetters just in time for christmas. Good thing is, this could be the death knell for the show....

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:05

  • You're just sad that there will be less left for you. Or is that fewer? :)

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:43

  • Nah, it's the mums I'm after. You know, desperate and grateful...

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:59

  • I've heard that's what they say about you at the school gates.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:07

  • You want to hear what they say about me in the nurse's office

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:12

  • Already heard - they said you cried

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:31

  • Nick Griffin is a fat arsed cunt.

    But if he's worried about Johnny Foreigner coming to these shores, all he need do is play them Jedward and they'll flee.

    As for Calvin Harris - he should have had more dignity. He looks like the arse not Jedward. They're idiots. Does one really need to run on stage to prove that?

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:42

  • No, you misheard - they said you ate all the pies

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 14:03

  • Nah - i was referring not to my body mass index check up. More your STDs, love. That male chlamydia test is a bit harsh - "using the probe open, like an umbrella having inserted...." PS I was lying. Hope that doesn't make you weep more.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 19:51

  • What was that you said? You've got weeping vaginal sores? Best get that checked, you rancid heifer

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 20:29

  • 'Best Stage Invasion' my bumhole. THIS is the best stage invasion of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat50AHOm94

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:27

  • Ha! never seen that before... this one was class also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LEZkw5Ow0

    Take that you fat dancer.

    dandyboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:37

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