Cameron Diaz on the 'burden' of being slim / Emma Watson on having 'too much money'

OH JUST FUCK OFF

Mon, 10/01/2011 - 16:15 by Harry Bow

As you perhaps struggle with the choice of paying your gym membership this month and being skint or skipping it and being a chubber, spare a thought for Cameron Diaz and Emma Watson and their much more serious problems - being thin with too much cash...

Talking to the Daily Record (which might prove that this is made up, in which case, we're sorry), CameronDiaz complained:

"When I'm filming, I have to eat a lot more. I'm constantly eating because I'm burning so much energy doing what we're doing.

"Even if we're just sitting around on the set of a movie, we're talking about the next scene and burning energy.

"However, I try to have the right kinds of food which I can eat throughout the day. I have a really good metabolism but sometimes I want to put weight on and I can't. That's my burden."

Meanwhile, Emma Watson moaned:

"I have way too much money to know what to do with it.

"I bought a laptop, and a Toyota Prius – those are the most expensive things I’ve spent my money on."

Diaz, eat a sandwich, and Watson, let us introduce you to the chuggers we see daily on Tottenham Court Road.

Cameron Diaz, Emma Watson

Comments

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stella ah trois Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:51
Do you think it's like one of those coded messages for some sleeping agent and they are using this site as their dropbox or portal. Trying to think of anagrams for 'wedding garment'
stella ah trois Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48
I love the way the Balfour Declaration is in there too. There's not enough debate about British foreign policy on this site, if you ask me
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:19
This is the most mental thing I have ever read on here. Hats off to you you phucking crazy bastard.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:00
..... Golfdriver? Is that you?
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:53
La Luna !
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:48
Follow the gourd!!!
mrsmoon Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:37
'Follow the Shoe'
slug Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:30
I've heard it all now.....
jiggerycock Mon, 10/01/2011 - 22:45
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QueenRothschild Mon, 10/01/2011 - 20:25
Cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers and anabolic steroids

Cheeseburgs and Anabolic Steroids and Lard and half a yard of her own phucking bullshit
jiggerycock Mon, 10/01/2011 - 18:23
Emma's not likely to work again so it won't be long before her 'way too much money' prob disappears.
As for Cameron Diaz, she should take Lauren Laverne's advice and start to breed - that should sort her 'burden' out.
PuddyTwat Mon, 10/01/2011 - 17:27

Emma's not likely to work again so it won't be long before her 'way too much money' prob disappears.
As for Cameron Diaz, she should take Lauren Laverne's advice and start to breed - that should sort her 'burden' out.
PuddyTwat Mon, 10/01/2011 - 17:27
Cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers and anabolic steroids

Cheeseburgs and Anabolic Steroids and Lard and half a yard of her own phucking bullshit
jiggerycock Mon, 10/01/2011 - 18:23
LORD God of Israel lovingkindness in the morning 2010 movie " Knight And Day " faithfulness every night Hot beautiful Queen Cameron Diaz Rothschild Extravagant Private Balfour Declaration alive for evermore fit promise liveth First love Joy in the presence of Angels of LORD God of Israel hast made me glad movies " January 2011 today " Green Hornet " 2011 Bad Teacher " deuteronomy seven verse twenty " Moreover the LORD thy God will send the hornet among them, untile they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed. " Happy men, happy freinds, fabulous foods, deuteronomy twenty-nine verse twenty-nine: The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: " Secret idolology maketh a path to shine Hot beautiful clothed in Cameron Diaz expanding prosperity, expanding personality, array of new today Hot Beautiful Cameron Diaz Red Carpet A list fashion, new today icon Hot beautiful Cameron Diaz wedding garment, and Hot beautiful Cameron Diaz apparel speaks a song Larry King live out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire, sings favour beauty Jennifer Aniston " i have a crush on you ". May 2010 favour beauty eyelids Oprah sing " O it is love, love, love, love, love, love " to Hot beauty Cameron Diaz deuteronomy Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:...set his love upon you " love it really is "
QueenRothschild Mon, 10/01/2011 - 20:25
I've heard it all now.....
jiggerycock Mon, 10/01/2011 - 22:45
'Follow the Shoe'
slug Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:30
Follow the gourd!!!
mrsmoon Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:37
La Luna !
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:48
..... Golfdriver? Is that you?
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:53
This is the most mental thing I have ever read on here. Hats off to you you phucking crazy bastard.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:00
I love the way the Balfour Declaration is in there too. There's not enough debate about British foreign policy on this site, if you ask me
fuckwit Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:19
Do you think it's like one of those coded messages for some sleeping agent and they are using this site as their dropbox or portal. Trying to think of anagrams for 'wedding garment'
stella ah trois Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:48
Have you seen their profile picture of flowers? Lovely. I've just papped them. Think I will make them my friend...
stella ah trois Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:51