Camilla Parker Bowled Windsor finally meets her match with The Duchess of Alba - amazing

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It's like some Orwellian nightmare isn't it?It's like some Orwellian nightmare isn't it?

The wind changed many many years ago for this one
Sat, 02/04/2011 - 09:53 by Mr. HM

We're sure there was nothing sinister in Camilla's choice of neighbour, but this is a classic case of Ugly mate isn't it? (Ugly mate - sit next to some frightful looking person in order to make yourself appear more beautiful. See also Katie Price and Gary Cockerill)

This delightful piece of ass sat next to our future Queen is none other than the Duchess of Alba. Who I hear you cry? Well after some in depth research on wikipedia it appears that she isn't an extra from Labyrinth as I priginally thought but is an extremely powerful Spanish Royal who outranks our beloved Majesty The Queen and has 150 titles.

 

Tragically her life is like a sad fairytale as her family have forbidden her from marrying a 58 yr old toyboy (she is 85) so it's no wonder her face is a grimace of sorry is it really? But you know when you look at a face and think "My God you look familiar! Do you know Leslie from The Crown? No? I swear I know you!!" and then it strikes you - like a lightning bolt from the fingers of Zeus himself.

 

 

Party Dog! It's been too long!

wtf?, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, WTF?

Comments

  • BING ! fucking bang on.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:47

  • Genius comment from bluegenebaby. And don't fret, Puddy, she's just your average, run-of-the-mill plastic surgery junkie. I read that her second hubby was a Catholic priest - I mean, you would just HAVE to renounce celibacy for that fizzog.

    spandex Sun, 03/04/2011 - 18:12

  • My point was entirely that her vanity had resulted in this puke inducing result and that unless she had such horror afflict her ...

    stella ah trois Sun, 03/04/2011 - 15:54

  • Well, having read Stella's sobering account of Alba's mug, I've reassessed my comment but having gazed at this (seemingly) remarkable woman, I'm sure Stella will forgive me when I say: STREWTH!!! WTF?! OMG! Jesus Christ!

    PuddyTwat Sun, 03/04/2011 - 10:34

  • Further proof all the royals of Europe are inbred fuckers.

    whereswaldo Sat, 02/04/2011 - 21:40

  • Ha, you ugly fuck imposter, you've finally made the Duchess of Alba beautiful.

    whatthe. Sat, 02/04/2011 - 19:18

  • hahahaa!

    leaveitoutcleaver Sat, 02/04/2011 - 18:10

  • holy mackerel! is that a person or some kind of strange tree??

    leaveitoutcleaver Sat, 02/04/2011 - 17:45

  • I am led to believe that the facial expression has been there for quite some time.In fact ever since she stole christmas

    bluegenebaby Sat, 02/04/2011 - 14:53

  • So there was nothing in your researches to indicate she had been the victim of horrendous facial disfigurement from perhaps ferocious battle or heroic endeavour resulting in the need for pioneering surgery a la Simon Weston or that which saw Harold Gilles transform the lives of WWI wounded soldiers by diverting flesh from one area of the body to the face in order to overcome the horror of gaping wounds and missing features? *pukes into bin*

    stella ah trois Sat, 02/04/2011 - 12:57

  • So there was nothing in your researches to indicate she had been the victim of horrendous facial disfigurement from perhaps ferocious battle or heroic endeavour resulting in the need for pioneering surgery a la Simon Weston or that which saw Harold Gilles transform the lives of WWI wounded soldiers by diverting flesh from one area of the body to the face in order to overcome the horror of gaping wounds and missing features? *pukes into bin*

    stella ah trois Sat, 02/04/2011 - 12:57

  • I am led to believe that the facial expression has been there for quite some time.In fact ever since she stole christmas

    bluegenebaby Sat, 02/04/2011 - 14:53

  • holy mackerel! is that a person or some kind of strange tree??

    leaveitoutcleaver Sat, 02/04/2011 - 17:45

  • hahahaa!

    leaveitoutcleaver Sat, 02/04/2011 - 18:10

  • Ha, you ugly fuck imposter, you've finally made the Duchess of Alba beautiful.

    whatthe. Sat, 02/04/2011 - 19:18

  • Further proof all the royals of Europe are inbred fuckers.

    whereswaldo Sat, 02/04/2011 - 21:40

  • Well, having read Stella's sobering account of Alba's mug, I've reassessed my comment but having gazed at this (seemingly) remarkable woman, I'm sure Stella will forgive me when I say: STREWTH!!! WTF?! OMG! Jesus Christ!

    PuddyTwat Sun, 03/04/2011 - 10:34

  • My point was entirely that her vanity had resulted in this puke inducing result and that unless she had such horror afflict her ...

    stella ah trois Sun, 03/04/2011 - 15:54

  • Genius comment from bluegenebaby. And don't fret, Puddy, she's just your average, run-of-the-mill plastic surgery junkie. I read that her second hubby was a Catholic priest - I mean, you would just HAVE to renounce celibacy for that fizzog.

    spandex Sun, 03/04/2011 - 18:12

  • BING ! fucking bang on.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:47

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