Cannes film festival 2010: Jean-Claude Van Damme has still got it, not.

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Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:57 by Mr. HM

For those of you who think the Cannes Film Festival is a eurotrash piss up full of greased up men, glorified hookers and over the hill movie stars - Pass go, collect your €200 and buy a packet of chewing gum with it (it is Cannes after all).

Is there one picture in there (the VIP party no less!) that doesn't make your teeth itch and give you the urge rinse your cock in the sink? Jesus christ look at Vanne Damme - does anyone know what happened to that girl? Is she OK?!

Cuba Gooding Jr won an Oscar just a few years ago, yet here he is mixing it up with 20 men who have nothing going on in their life other than waxing their balls and trying to look like Ronaldo.

You can smell the duck butter from here.

Cannes Film Festival, Jean-Claude Van Damme

Comments

VIP what is vip anyway apparently it stands for very important people but should be called very impotent pooheads. THose glasses were in in the early 90s please dont bring them back jean claude van damme!
dancingworm Mon, 17/05/2010 - 05:35
JCVD is have same sun glass Bono. I have not know which of is biggest prick? Maybes Bono but I have scratch head. Not sure.
Crendi Sat, 15/05/2010 - 21:16
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golinnybillyson Sat, 15/05/2010 - 06:08
In pic 4, is JCVD really wearing sweat pants with a suit jacket?

I've never seen that done before.
clee984 Sat, 15/05/2010 - 01:16
Painful! He looks like an embarrassing old twat in a club trying to crack on to a gang of sixth formers.
GretaBritain Fri, 14/05/2010 - 23:14
Thats no way to talk about JC elbow. +Have some respect man +
The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:15
All we needed was Steven Seagal and you've got a full trump of some right sexual deviants, never mind risk of Paed-O
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:28
Fucking hell, when the two best celebs you can get at your VIP party at Cannes are JCVD and Cuba Gooding Jnr I think it is time (as my dear Dad puts it) to 'take a long walk off a short pier'.
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:44
so only 2 famous people went and one of those was JC. Is he a paedo now as that girl look about 16?
elbow Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:13

so only 2 famous people went and one of those was JC. Is he a paedo now as that girl look about 16?
elbow Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:13
Fucking hell, when the two best celebs you can get at your VIP party at Cannes are JCVD and Cuba Gooding Jnr I think it is time (as my dear Dad puts it) to 'take a long walk off a short pier'.
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:44
All we needed was Steven Seagal and you've got a full trump of some right sexual deviants, never mind risk of Paed-O
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 18:28
Thats no way to talk about JC elbow. +Have some respect man +
The Cheddar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:15
Painful! He looks like an embarrassing old twat in a club trying to crack on to a gang of sixth formers.
GretaBritain Fri, 14/05/2010 - 23:14
In pic 4, is JCVD really wearing sweat pants with a suit jacket?

I've never seen that done before.
clee984 Sat, 15/05/2010 - 01:16
Very information here so I like this site......... there are many different types information........
Force Factor
golinnybillyson Sat, 15/05/2010 - 06:08
JCVD is have same sun glass Bono. I have not know which of is biggest prick? Maybes Bono but I have scratch head. Not sure.
Crendi Sat, 15/05/2010 - 21:16
VIP what is vip anyway apparently it stands for very important people but should be called very impotent pooheads. THose glasses were in in the early 90s please dont bring them back jean claude van damme!
dancingworm Mon, 17/05/2010 - 05:35