Summertime, and the living is sleazy
Mon, 13/06/2011 - 11:42 by Mr. HM

Yesterday 75,000 people crammed into Wembley Stadium for the annual Capital Radio Summertime Ball where J-Lo, Nicole Sherzinger, JLS and many more (i.e. Jessie J and Katy B). Every single one of them got dressed in the dark.

We have a confession, we were supposed to film one of our hilarious (awkward) red carpet videos where we ask deep questions ("What did you have for tea?") to all the celebrities that bust a gut to get some time with us (us screaming at a PR to ask Toby Anstis for some time). But we turned up at Wembley to be greeted by a press room half the size of J-Lo's arse, and what little space there was was already crammed full of "bloggers" "blogging content", so we went home and ate pizza and watched TV.

 

So as you can see from the pics, we missed the opportunity to see J-lo dressed as a snake with tits, Nicole Schweppessinger still in her waders after a little spot of trout fishing in the Thames, some classic UTAC from Johnny Vaughan and two hipster twats who appear to have walked off some Farrely Brothers film set.

 

We'll get there a bit earlier next year.

  • Have a picture of Chloe Moretz.
    Should cheer us all up.

    Yeah, that's better, isn't it?

    ken tate Wed, 15/06/2011 - 03:26
  • LOOK AT DAVE BERRY'S SHIT SHOES!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
    HOW THA FUCK DID HE PULL THA DUMPY ONE OUT OF THA 'BABES?

    ken tate Wed, 15/06/2011 - 03:18
  • It looks good on him.

    stella ah trois Tue, 14/06/2011 - 07:54
  • Up The Arse Corner. See this for a classic:

    Mr. HM Mon, 13/06/2011 - 15:35
  • What's UTAC mean?

    fuckwit Mon, 13/06/2011 - 15:30
  • "two hipster twats who appear to have walked off some Farrely Brothers film set."

    Everyday they shuff-el-in. What?

    GretaBritain Mon, 13/06/2011 - 14:30
  • how big is Katie B's face?

    goldrat Mon, 13/06/2011 - 12:45
  • Say what you like about the Wanted, judging by the T-shirt the middle one is wearing, you can't fault their sense of perceptiveness

    guineapig Mon, 13/06/2011 - 12:25
  • Say what you like about the Wanted, judging by the T-shirt the middle one is wearing, you can't fault their sense of perceptiveness

    guineapig Mon, 13/06/2011 - 12:25
  • how big is Katie B's face?

    goldrat Mon, 13/06/2011 - 12:45
  • "two hipster twats who appear to have walked off some Farrely Brothers film set."

    Everyday they shuff-el-in. What?

    GretaBritain Mon, 13/06/2011 - 14:30
  • What's UTAC mean?

    fuckwit Mon, 13/06/2011 - 15:30
  • Up The Arse Corner. See this for a classic:

    Mr. HM Mon, 13/06/2011 - 15:35
  • It looks good on him.

    stella ah trois Tue, 14/06/2011 - 07:54
  • LOOK AT DAVE BERRY'S SHIT SHOES!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
    HOW THA FUCK DID HE PULL THA DUMPY ONE OUT OF THA 'BABES?

    ken tate Wed, 15/06/2011 - 03:18
  • Have a picture of Chloe Moretz.
    Should cheer us all up.

    Yeah, that's better, isn't it?

    ken tate Wed, 15/06/2011 - 03:26

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