Caprice sports black eye, must be clumsy

Ouch! Caprice has bruises on her face

Ouch!

Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:07 by HM writer

Wow! How does Caprice maintain such a youthful and fresh faced appearance? The er, model was spotted looking not a day over her estimated age of 638 38 as she walked around in Dublin showing off a shiner or two. What a clutz!

We wonder what happened to her? She must have accidentally walked into a door frame or something (it happens!) And we know what you're all thinking so we'd just like to state for the record that in no way WHATSOEVER would we dare insinuate that these bruises are the result of (another) facelift or any other form of surgery. Besides, Caprice has always denied having any cosmetic treatments so the fact that she looks like Pete Burns on a bad day is pure coincidence...

Makes Katie Price's new single sound good...

(n.b - We really hope those bruises are the result of surgery and that Caprice hasn't actually been attacked or something or else we may feel quite bad)

Caprice pictures, Caprice, caprice

Comments

Thank you Koshmar, my sentiments. I could also see a bit of 'Leslie Ash' going on with the mouth too.... oh well, you can't have it all, eh?
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wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:09
coco lover.....nice try cunt
The Cheddar Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:38
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The Cheddar Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:38
There you go again - horizontal fulcrum*. Just like KP the other day. Amazing. While I don't get people wanting plastic surgery, I get even less the idea that rather than putting your eyes, or cheeks or something back to how they were, you would have it so bits of you were actually in an entirely different plane and orientation to a normal human being. Horizontal fulcrum. Strange days.

Edit - sorry Philtrum. I failed anatomy.
stella ah trois Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:28
Maybe a 'brain scoop' instead?
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:07
Looks like she stole Jodie Marsh's nose
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:29
It's mental. And you're right about the similarities. In fact I'd go so far as to say that there's a whole cabal of celebs that resemble each other. Awhile back someone showed me some sort of visual plastic surgery timeline, with a bunch of celebs' faces that all looked similar. Basically it seems that there was an 80's 'face', a 90's 'face' and now a 00's 'face'.

All that cash to look a) shit and b) as shit as everyone else.

I'd also like to bring up here Heidi Montag's "back scoop": It's been mentioned before but it's fucking hilarious and sad: Montag said that she also "had my back scooped." When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a "back scoop" is, Montag replied, "I actually didn't know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit." Fucking spaz bitch.
tescopop Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:19
From the side she has a duck's bill instead of a mouth and a nose like a Grey. Fucking horrible.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:34
She and Price and all the others are beginning to look the same- they all have this weird turned up nose and overbite symmetry as well as, as Tesco puts it so beautifully, a face like something out of Madame Tussauds.
huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 17:05
Gaw blimey. With all the botched up shitty plastic surgery out there, WHY do people go for it? Are they blind? Mad? Who knows. All I know is, I'd never pay tens of thousands to look like I was wearing a fucking wax mask.
tescopop Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:55
She's got a touch of the Heather Mills about her there,....
koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:18
Caprice? When I first saw it I thought it was that rubbery Iggy Pop puppet from the insurance adverts.
dandyboy Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:14

Caprice? When I first saw it I thought it was that rubbery Iggy Pop puppet from the insurance adverts.
dandyboy Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:14
She's got a touch of the Heather Mills about her there,....
koshmar Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:18
Gaw blimey. With all the botched up shitty plastic surgery out there, WHY do people go for it? Are they blind? Mad? Who knows. All I know is, I'd never pay tens of thousands to look like I was wearing a fucking wax mask.
tescopop Wed, 30/06/2010 - 15:55
She and Price and all the others are beginning to look the same- they all have this weird turned up nose and overbite symmetry as well as, as Tesco puts it so beautifully, a face like something out of Madame Tussauds.
huxylady Wed, 30/06/2010 - 17:05
From the side she has a duck's bill instead of a mouth and a nose like a Grey. Fucking horrible.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 30/06/2010 - 20:34
It's mental. And you're right about the similarities. In fact I'd go so far as to say that there's a whole cabal of celebs that resemble each other. Awhile back someone showed me some sort of visual plastic surgery timeline, with a bunch of celebs' faces that all looked similar. Basically it seems that there was an 80's 'face', a 90's 'face' and now a 00's 'face'.

All that cash to look a) shit and b) as shit as everyone else.

I'd also like to bring up here Heidi Montag's "back scoop": It's been mentioned before but it's fucking hilarious and sad: Montag said that she also "had my back scooped." When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a "back scoop" is, Montag replied, "I actually didn't know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit." Fucking spaz bitch.
tescopop Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:19
Looks like she stole Jodie Marsh's nose
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 09:29
Maybe a 'brain scoop' instead?
slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:07
There you go again - horizontal fulcrum*. Just like KP the other day. Amazing. While I don't get people wanting plastic surgery, I get even less the idea that rather than putting your eyes, or cheeks or something back to how they were, you would have it so bits of you were actually in an entirely different plane and orientation to a normal human being. Horizontal fulcrum. Strange days.

Edit - sorry Philtrum. I failed anatomy.
stella ah trois Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:28
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Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.
weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 04:53
Thank you Koshmar, my sentiments. I could also see a bit of 'Leslie Ash' going on with the mouth too.... oh well, you can't have it all, eh?
the tango doll Sat, 22/01/2011 - 13:02