Winter Barren Land
Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:14 by HM writer

Just when you thought it couldn't get more festive than the previous posts, while we sound the slow news day alarm and decide to cancel Christmas this year, a whole load of 'celebrities' in the Cheeky Girl sense of the word arrived for the launch of Winter Wonderland in London's Hyde Park. And when Nikki Grahame is the most famous of faces, you know there's no turning back...

And while there's no denying the place serves a mean Bavarian sausage, was there really much point of inviting anyone to the launch when only Alicia Duvall, Brian Friedman, Nikki Grahame, Lucy Speed and Angela Griffin turned up? Oh and David and Samantha Cameron.

We know it was only meant to be 'family fun' but Alicia could have least turned up looking more like this (and brought her friend along too) to inject a bit of glamour and excitement into the whole, desperate affair...

  • Nikki Grahame is just fucking dreadful. Her entire claim to fame seems to be "I was on Big Brother and made a proper cunt of myself". Since that only really buys you a few months of being papped, she then decided to harp on endlessly about how she used to be anorexic, and is now a role model for malnourised bints everywhere for her "bravery".

    retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 01:54
  • Oh how fucking rad you are. Drug dealers are fucking scum, you stupid bitch - anyone who peddles that shit deserves all the painful cancers known to man. But then again you're not really known for your common sense exactly, more as a smug opportunist for an attempt at a witty retort, at which you're obviously still in the developmental stage. Stick to trying to use French to appear all arty and avant garde; you've certainly surpassed the "cunt" level at everything else

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 04:24
  • Really, Blart? What's in the intermediate levels; traffic violations and genocide?

    pennycentury Sat, 21/11/2009 - 23:11
  • What a barrage of desperate cunts - they're certainly shoehorning Cameron in as PM in waiting aren't they? The fucking rightwing bias in British media makes me sick to the pits.

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:51
  • I certainly hope you showed a civil duty and turned the cunt in. Fucking dealers are 3 levels below kiddy fiddlers

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:49
  • I sincerely hope there's more than a touch of irony in that post

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:45
  • I know the man who used to be Lucy Speed's dealer in her Eastenders years. She had more expensive tastes than her name suggests.

    pennycentury Sat, 21/11/2009 - 09:28
  • Nikki looks lovely as usual - thanks for the great pics !

    Barracute Fri, 20/11/2009 - 21:17
  • Sam Cam what the fuck are you wearing girl? I'm all for the rich slumming it with the poor but really. Those shoes Samantha - not even the immigrants travelling underneath trucks would wear those. Have some pride.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:38
  • Nikki Grahame has the thinnest lips I've seen, since I stumbled across an article in National Geographic about ritual female circumcision in remote African tribes

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 14:45
  • What is 'spuk'?

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 14:32
  • What is 'spuk'?

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 14:32
  • Nikki Grahame has the thinnest lips I've seen, since I stumbled across an article in National Geographic about ritual female circumcision in remote African tribes

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 14:45
  • Sam Cam what the fuck are you wearing girl? I'm all for the rich slumming it with the poor but really. Those shoes Samantha - not even the immigrants travelling underneath trucks would wear those. Have some pride.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:38
  • Nikki looks lovely as usual - thanks for the great pics !

    Barracute Fri, 20/11/2009 - 21:17
  • I know the man who used to be Lucy Speed's dealer in her Eastenders years. She had more expensive tastes than her name suggests.

    pennycentury Sat, 21/11/2009 - 09:28
  • I sincerely hope there's more than a touch of irony in that post

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:45
  • I certainly hope you showed a civil duty and turned the cunt in. Fucking dealers are 3 levels below kiddy fiddlers

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:49
  • What a barrage of desperate cunts - they're certainly shoehorning Cameron in as PM in waiting aren't they? The fucking rightwing bias in British media makes me sick to the pits.

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:51
  • Really, Blart? What's in the intermediate levels; traffic violations and genocide?

    pennycentury Sat, 21/11/2009 - 23:11
  • Oh how fucking rad you are. Drug dealers are fucking scum, you stupid bitch - anyone who peddles that shit deserves all the painful cancers known to man. But then again you're not really known for your common sense exactly, more as a smug opportunist for an attempt at a witty retort, at which you're obviously still in the developmental stage. Stick to trying to use French to appear all arty and avant garde; you've certainly surpassed the "cunt" level at everything else

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 04:24
  • Nikki Grahame is just fucking dreadful. Her entire claim to fame seems to be "I was on Big Brother and made a proper cunt of myself". Since that only really buys you a few months of being papped, she then decided to harp on endlessly about how she used to be anorexic, and is now a role model for malnourised bints everywhere for her "bravery".

    retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 01:54

Article Timeline