Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:14 By Mopsa
And while there's no denying the place serves a mean Bavarian sausage, was there really much point of inviting anyone to the launch when only Alicia Duvall, Brian Friedman, Nikki Grahame, Lucy Speed and Angela Griffin turned up? Oh and David and Samantha Cameron.
We know it was only meant to be 'family fun' but Alicia could have least turned up looking more like this (and brought her friend along too) to inject a bit of glamour and excitement into the whole, desperate affair...
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COMMENTS (12)
Why is Brian wearing his hoodie back-to-front?
What is 'spuk'?
Nikki Grahame has the thinnest lips I've seen, since I stumbled across an article in National Geographic about ritual female circumcision in remote African tribes
Sam Cam what the fuck are you wearing girl? I'm all for the rich slumming it with the poor but really. Those shoes Samantha - not even the immigrants travelling underneath trucks would wear those. Have some pride.
Nikki looks lovely as usual - thanks for the great pics !
I sincerely hope there's more than a touch of irony in that post
I know the man who used to be Lucy Speed's dealer in her Eastenders years. She had more expensive tastes than her name suggests.
I certainly hope you showed a civil duty and turned the cunt in. Fucking dealers are 3 levels below kiddy fiddlers
What a barrage of desperate cunts - they're certainly shoehorning Cameron in as PM in waiting aren't they? The fucking rightwing bias in British media makes me sick to the pits.
Really, Blart? What's in the intermediate levels; traffic violations and genocide?