Creme de la Creme
Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:51 by Mr. HM

The Cheeky Girls are BACK! The ITV At The Movies (us neither) rolled out the red carpet and chilled the Krüg especially. Why is she doing an impression of Lembit Opik though?

They weren't the only A-Listers to grace ITV with their presence, oh no. Also showing up was "body of stripper voice of builder" Bianca Gascoigne, dressed as a 12 year old Ballerina.

Make up was in short supply (either that or the theme was "thin lipped") judging by Aiselyne and her off Eastenders 'nude' look...

I quite literally have no idea what the hell the event was all about. ITV At The Movies? You can understand it when they launch an Autumn schedule with original dramas and all that stuff, but a party to celebrate which 2 year old movies they're playing? Don't get it.

2/10 (cue mardy email from ITV PR team).

  • watch ITV any more? Apart from the X Factor (I am a total cunt) and Dexter, their programming is pure white noise.boudoir photography

    Anokhi Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:39
  • I heard rumours they had done :(

    suckmebeautiful Fri, 04/12/2009 - 23:22
  • And who the fuck is that on pics 5 & 9? It's like Jordan's evil older sister! And can someone point out that a formal jacket with jeans is for middle aged dads and cunts like Clarkson?

    That fucking Iceland WallaceandGromit was from big brother wasn't she? What the fuck is she doing there?

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:21
  • Wow, catch that Deirdre Barlow "whipcord" neck on the first pic. She must be on 40 B&H to get an impressive gizzard like that

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:16
  • My Friday wouldn't have been complete without seeing these two Romanian trannies prancing around in their Matalan sparkley outfit.... The world is a better place thanks to these two creatures.

    kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:32
  • I watch it when there's something interesting on, otherwise I don't bother

    fuckwit Fri, 04/12/2009 - 14:51
  • When are the Cheeky Girls going to branch out into porno? It's the only career option left for them, surely.

    Stramash Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:51
  • Does anyone actually watch ITV any more? Apart from the X Factor (I am a total cunt) and Dexter, their programming is pure white noise to me.

    tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:50
  • LOL, ITV can't even afford any decent "stars" anymore.

    They really did get badly burned by purchasing Friends Reunited when everyone was switching to Facebook.. what was it... sold it for £25m, having paid £175m for it???

    Ha ha ha!!

    Bunch of idiots.

    No wonder they're just screening re-runs this Christmas.

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:28
  • LOL, ITV can't even afford any decent "stars" anymore.

    They really did get badly burned by purchasing Friends Reunited when everyone was switching to Facebook.. what was it... sold it for £25m, having paid £175m for it???

    Ha ha ha!!

    Bunch of idiots.

    No wonder they're just screening re-runs this Christmas.

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:28
  • Does anyone actually watch ITV any more? Apart from the X Factor (I am a total cunt) and Dexter, their programming is pure white noise to me.

    tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:50
  • When are the Cheeky Girls going to branch out into porno? It's the only career option left for them, surely.

    Stramash Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:51
  • I watch it when there's something interesting on, otherwise I don't bother

    fuckwit Fri, 04/12/2009 - 14:51
  • My Friday wouldn't have been complete without seeing these two Romanian trannies prancing around in their Matalan sparkley outfit.... The world is a better place thanks to these two creatures.

    kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:32
  • Wow, catch that Deirdre Barlow "whipcord" neck on the first pic. She must be on 40 B&H to get an impressive gizzard like that

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:16
  • And who the fuck is that on pics 5 & 9? It's like Jordan's evil older sister! And can someone point out that a formal jacket with jeans is for middle aged dads and cunts like Clarkson?

    That fucking Iceland WallaceandGromit was from big brother wasn't she? What the fuck is she doing there?

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:21
  • I heard rumours they had done :(

    suckmebeautiful Fri, 04/12/2009 - 23:22
  • watch ITV any more? Apart from the X Factor (I am a total cunt) and Dexter, their programming is pure white noise.boudoir photography

    Anokhi Fri, 26/03/2010 - 19:39

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