Holy Moly says please no
Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:37 by Mr. HM
David Walliams hosted a birthday bash at the Electric Cinema in Portobello, London last night and invited all his closest celebrity chums. He also allowed Kimberley Stewart to tag along. Katie Price turned up - hammered as usual.

Taking a break from her current photo opportunity on legs boyfriend she popped along with her make up artist and continued her attempt at maintaining her last shred of public support now it's become clear that Peter Andre has wiped the floor with her in PR terms over recent weeks.

Joining her and David was Geri Halliwell (who appears to have forgotten her trousers), Matt Lucas, James Corden and Kimberley Stewart of Rod Stewart fame, who was also celebrating her 30th birthday,

No idea what film they watched to be honest - but my money would be on Unglamorous Basterds.

Hahahah do you see what i did there? There is no such movie title really! *dies inside*

  • Snigger! Turd coloured!

    Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 14:33
  • I'm going to send one of those wreaths with letters spelling out a name - except this one will read "RANCID MINGE"

    Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 14:32
  • Dead ?To Whom shall we send the flowers? I have personally ensured that they have been a beautiful spray = sprayed with the best dog's piss from South London to Westminster

    the flange Sat, 22/08/2009 - 02:47
  • BustySinclair was absolutely correct. None of the people in those pictures were celebrities and considering numbers 1 to 8 were of Katie Price leads me to believe that Mr Holymoly has finally gone wacko. Or he's just an absolute fucknut who prides in ruining people's day by showing us pictures of that disgusting, turd coloured harridan.

    deadwings Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:49
  • I just got back from town and in WHS nearly all the magazines for brain-dead housewives and Rebecca No-mates have got that horse-faced ugly orange cunt on the cover. Not since the halcyon days of Goody has anyone been so desired to be deceased.

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:07
  • poor boyd hilton doesn't even qualify for a name check *sad face*

    scoper Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:41
  • RIP Jordan/Kuntie Price- you have finally signed your celebrity death warrant by this weeks cover"story" in O.K magazine by pretending to have married the grease monkey that has been your faithful twat in residence.
    If you had just a handful of loyal fans then you are really and truly fucked now.
    You are still making people like Peter Andre and for that I will hate you till my dying day, lots of love

    the flange Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:41
  • Since when has Jordan been shagging Hasslehoff?

    dandyboy Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:06
  • Busty predicts my reaction entirely. Walliams is such a fucking egotistical twat, he's perfectly at home with that Poundstretcher's basket of cunts in there

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 13:16
  • I'm not even going to bother looking at those pictures as I predict they are all of cretinous arse-warts stumbing into, or out of a club/restaurant/taxi/front door of their home/hotel/airport/clothes shop.

    BustySinclair Fri, 21/08/2009 - 12:45
  • Could you die on the outside as well please?

    merylhighground Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:56
  • Could you die on the outside as well please?

    merylhighground Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:56
  • I'm not even going to bother looking at those pictures as I predict they are all of cretinous arse-warts stumbing into, or out of a club/restaurant/taxi/front door of their home/hotel/airport/clothes shop.

    BustySinclair Fri, 21/08/2009 - 12:45
  • Busty predicts my reaction entirely. Walliams is such a fucking egotistical twat, he's perfectly at home with that Poundstretcher's basket of cunts in there

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 13:16
  • Since when has Jordan been shagging Hasslehoff?

    dandyboy Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:06
  • RIP Jordan/Kuntie Price- you have finally signed your celebrity death warrant by this weeks cover"story" in O.K magazine by pretending to have married the grease monkey that has been your faithful twat in residence.
    If you had just a handful of loyal fans then you are really and truly fucked now.
    You are still making people like Peter Andre and for that I will hate you till my dying day, lots of love

    the flange Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:41
  • poor boyd hilton doesn't even qualify for a name check *sad face*

    scoper Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:41
  • I just got back from town and in WHS nearly all the magazines for brain-dead housewives and Rebecca No-mates have got that horse-faced ugly orange cunt on the cover. Not since the halcyon days of Goody has anyone been so desired to be deceased.

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:07
  • BustySinclair was absolutely correct. None of the people in those pictures were celebrities and considering numbers 1 to 8 were of Katie Price leads me to believe that Mr Holymoly has finally gone wacko. Or he's just an absolute fucknut who prides in ruining people's day by showing us pictures of that disgusting, turd coloured harridan.

    deadwings Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:49
  • Dead ?To Whom shall we send the flowers? I have personally ensured that they have been a beautiful spray = sprayed with the best dog's piss from South London to Westminster

    the flange Sat, 22/08/2009 - 02:47
  • I'm going to send one of those wreaths with letters spelling out a name - except this one will read "RANCID MINGE"

    Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 14:32
  • Snigger! Turd coloured!

    Blartmonster Sat, 22/08/2009 - 14:33

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