Celebrities attend China White launch party

China Delight

Thu, 22/10/2009 - 08:57 by HM writer

When we heard it was the China Whites opening last night we were rubbing our hands with glee desperately dreading the prerequisite photos of paralytic Z-Listers and snapshots of Charley Uchea's tits...

But alas, no. Apart from the topless fire-eaters with their torsos and tits painted black and gold it, was a fairly average evening of civility and non-offensive guests.

Those who attended included Chelsy Davy, Natalie Imbruglia wearing Jack Duckworth's glasses, Noel Gallagher and girlfriend Sara McDonald, Princess Beatrice and Jenni Falconerzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Perhaps the postal strike is to blame for invites not reaching the likes of Calum Best, Bianca Gascoigne, Danielle Lloyd and Michelle Heaton...

Natalie Imbruglia pictures, Jo Wood, Natalie Imbruglia

Comments

Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:00
dewar dwoo dwoo?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:56
Has nosey parker from oasis been let outta jail - ref:no laces?
Umbonglia looks like harry worth's love child
JOHNRBUK Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:41
These are ironic pics- isnt Natalie meant to be shagging the Ginger prince? What would be the opening line for her and Chelsea?
the flange Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:36
ewar woowoo ( put thee d's where you see fit)
the flange Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:33
China White's? Dear God is that still going? A club surely for the likes of N-Dubz and women of the Russell Brand variety who hit the town with their flaps hanging out.
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:12
Wow, myopia - that's soooo fashionable!
cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:48
edwood wood wood?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:35
Glorious Goodwood ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:23
Rather Roy than Victoria.
BigPhil Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:38
Jo Wood - No Wood?
kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:37
Roy Wood?
Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:29
chelsy davy - I wood
umbuglia - I wood (x2)
jo wood - no fucking way
The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:14
kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:12
I saw Natalie Imbruglia's Greatest Hits CD in the bargain bin the other day.... well, the CD single version of "Torn", anyway
Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:49
Natalie Imbrulia is defonately zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz list what has she done lately apart from dating men with money and walking out of mediocre parties? Dont come back to Australia you bitch your a bitch.
dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:35

Natalie Imbrulia is defonately zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz list what has she done lately apart from dating men with money and walking out of mediocre parties? Dont come back to Australia you bitch your a bitch.
dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:35
I saw Natalie Imbruglia's Greatest Hits CD in the bargain bin the other day.... well, the CD single version of "Torn", anyway
Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:49
kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:12
chelsy davy - I wood
umbuglia - I wood (x2)
jo wood - no fucking way
The name Bagpuss is already taken Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:14
Roy Wood?
Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:29
Jo Wood - No Wood?
kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:37
Rather Roy than Victoria.
BigPhil Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:38
Glorious Goodwood ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:23
edwood wood wood?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:35
Wow, myopia - that's soooo fashionable!
cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:48
China White's? Dear God is that still going? A club surely for the likes of N-Dubz and women of the Russell Brand variety who hit the town with their flaps hanging out.
PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:12
ewar woowoo ( put thee d's where you see fit)
the flange Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:33
These are ironic pics- isnt Natalie meant to be shagging the Ginger prince? What would be the opening line for her and Chelsea?
the flange Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:36
Has nosey parker from oasis been let outta jail - ref:no laces?
Umbonglia looks like harry worth's love child
JOHNRBUK Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:41
dewar dwoo dwoo?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:56
Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:00