But alas, no. Apart from the topless fire-eaters with their torsos and tits painted black and gold it, was a fairly average evening of civility and non-offensive guests.
Those who attended included Chelsy Davy, Natalie Imbruglia wearing Jack Duckworth's glasses, Noel Gallagher and girlfriend Sara McDonald, Princess Beatrice and Jenni Falconerzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Perhaps the postal strike is to blame for invites not reaching the likes of Calum Best, Bianca Gascoigne, Danielle Lloyd and Michelle Heaton...
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COMMENTS (16)
Natalie Imbrulia is defonately zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz list what has she done lately apart from dating men with money and walking out of mediocre parties? Dont come back to Australia you bitch your a bitch.
I saw Natalie Imbruglia's Greatest Hits CD in the bargain bin the other day.... well, the CD single version of "Torn", anyway
chelsy davy - I wood
umbuglia - I wood (x2)
jo wood - no fucking way
Roy Wood?
Jo Wood - No Wood?
Glorious Goodwood ?
edwood wood wood?
ewar woowoo ( put thee d's where you see fit)
dewar dwoo dwoo?