Disturbia
Tue, 17/11/2009 - 11:11 by HM writer

Rihanna played a secret gig at Brixton Academy last night (more on that later) and threw an after show party at Mahiki. And we're not entirely sure what Daisy Lowe had on her head, but we think we want one...

But we'd draw the line at sticking diamonds to our face...

Beyonce and Jay-Z, having a taste for London's, er, finest clubs and its finest clientele after visiting Whisky Mist last night (they still haven't found it), popped in and were joined by the dizzying heights of Lady Victoria Harvey, Jamelia (who was having trouble keeping her dress on), human ardvark Kimberly Stewart, Chipmunk and of course, Rihanna herself.

And while we're clearly not doctors, we're thinking that considering Chipmunk tweeted suicide last week, perhaps places like Whisky Mist and Mahiki are not the best places to aid his recovery...

  • I am not looking through 20 pages of Z list shite and I can't believe some of you daft cunts have

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 04:32
  • Let's hope the daft Daisy tried to get Rihanna to wear her mum's Peacock dresses.

    And what was she doing there anyway? Rihanna, who looks like sour milk at the best of times, must have had a face like stale piss when she saw the no-marks at her do.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 22:48
  • Jay Z- remove the sunnies mate, it really makes you look like a plonker. It is not a good look.

    kermits Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:00
  • pic 10 - lady isabella's pet troll came along too. how quaint for her.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Tue, 17/11/2009 - 14:12
  • Not entirely sure what Daisy Lowe has on her head? It is quite clearly a cuddly-toy wolf-head fashioned into some kind of hat. Get your eyes tested, Mopsa.

    tescopop Tue, 17/11/2009 - 11:28
  • Not entirely sure what Daisy Lowe has on her head? It is quite clearly a cuddly-toy wolf-head fashioned into some kind of hat. Get your eyes tested, Mopsa.

    tescopop Tue, 17/11/2009 - 11:28
  • pic 10 - lady isabella's pet troll came along too. how quaint for her.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Tue, 17/11/2009 - 14:12
  • Jay Z- remove the sunnies mate, it really makes you look like a plonker. It is not a good look.

    kermits Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:00
  • Let's hope the daft Daisy tried to get Rihanna to wear her mum's Peacock dresses.

    And what was she doing there anyway? Rihanna, who looks like sour milk at the best of times, must have had a face like stale piss when she saw the no-marks at her do.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 22:48
  • I am not looking through 20 pages of Z list shite and I can't believe some of you daft cunts have

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 04:32

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