But we'd draw the line at sticking diamonds to our face...

Beyonce and Jay-Z, having a taste for London's, er, finest clubs and its finest clientele after visiting Whisky Mist last night (they still haven't found it), popped in and were joined by the dizzying heights of Lady Victoria Harvey, Jamelia (who was having trouble keeping her dress on), human ardvark Kimberly Stewart, Chipmunk and of course, Rihanna herself.

And while we're clearly not doctors, we're thinking that considering Chipmunk tweeted suicide last week, perhaps places like Whisky Mist and Mahiki are not the best places to aid his recovery...