But we'd draw the line at sticking diamonds to our face...
Beyonce and Jay-Z, having a taste for London's, er, finest clubs and its finest clientele after visiting Whisky Mist last night (they still haven't found it), popped in and were joined by the dizzying heights of Lady Victoria Harvey, Jamelia (who was having trouble keeping her dress on), human ardvark Kimberly Stewart, Chipmunk and of course, Rihanna herself.
And while we're clearly not doctors, we're thinking that considering Chipmunk tweeted suicide last week, perhaps places like Whisky Mist and Mahiki are not the best places to aid his recovery...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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COMMENTS (5)
Not entirely sure what Daisy Lowe has on her head? It is quite clearly a cuddly-toy wolf-head fashioned into some kind of hat. Get your eyes tested, Mopsa.
pic 10 - lady isabella's pet troll came along too. how quaint for her.
Jay Z- remove the sunnies mate, it really makes you look like a plonker. It is not a good look.
Let's hope the daft Daisy tried to get Rihanna to wear her mum's Peacock dresses.
And what was she doing there anyway? Rihanna, who looks like sour milk at the best of times, must have had a face like stale piss when she saw the no-marks at her do.
I am not looking through 20 pages of Z list shite and I can't believe some of you daft cunts have