Where the weird things are
Thu, 03/12/2009 - 18:26 by Harry Bow

With stories from: Dlisted, PopEater, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Celebrity Dirt, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

Daisy, Georgia, Kate, Miquita etc at Where The Wild Things Are Premiere PopsugarUK (full story)

Rachel Bilson's deleted sex scene SeriouslyOMG

Rihanna gets a frisking Celebritysmackblog 

TomKat ready to breed AmyGrindhouse 

What did Marie Claire do to Natalie Portman? Yeeeah

Kristen Stewart is a hooker Allieiswired

Orlando Bloom does a Miranda Kerr Socialitelife

Tiger Woods pre-nup revised Anythinghollywood 

Penelope cruises into London Incaseyoudidntknow

Spelling set to end feud INO

Hulk Hogan gets engaged Gabbybabble 

Diane Kruger in a bikini (try not to look at Pacey) TheBlemish

Britney shows off her pair Dlisted


  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you two, only PC

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:03
  • For the record, Daisy Lowe is 20.

    Hence, no longer a teen.

    Hence, fair game for the Blartmonster's wrath.

    Long may it continue.

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:32
  • He likes calling every female who annoys him an "abyss fannied slapper", even 15 year old pop fans.

    tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:58
  • What is the point of Blart? This could be a party game. I'll be player two.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 09:06
  • So the most inane and ridiculous cunt of all makes an appearance. What's up Penny, run out of cognoscent thought and rapier wit to wow the boys on the Board have we? You're a fucking opinionated, popularity-seeking has-been who ran out of comedic comment way before, and now you're looking in the mirror and realising your boat didn't just leave, it fucking sank with no trace mid-channel.

    Your problem, love, is you thought that peppering your tedious offerings with a bit of gallic twist would make you seem a bit savvy, when all it ever did was confirm what an up-your-own-arse twat you are, with a failed career in management at Claire's bloody Accessories. Do yourself and the rest of us a fucking favour, and fuck off back into obscurity from whatever skip in Hampstead you eke a miserable life. At least we tend to get a bit more lucid, amusing comment on here nowadays without some smug tit like you trying to laconically appear all 'happening' and shrewd. See ya...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:42
  • Honestly, why? Do you care about this teen because she's on here or because you read about her elsewhere and you desperately need a forum to slate her? Every story you pop up, calling a spade a spade. You aren't the target market and you make it clear that you pit yourself above the publicity machines so what the fuck is the point of you?

    pennycentury Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:28
  • Does anyone see the fucking point in Daisy cunting Lowe? Jesus she irritates the shit out of me. I can't even put her under the heading of eye-candy - eye-chunder maybe,..

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 20:04
  • Does anyone see the fucking point in Daisy cunting Lowe? Jesus she irritates the shit out of me. I can't even put her under the heading of eye-candy - eye-chunder maybe,..

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 20:04
  • Honestly, why? Do you care about this teen because she's on here or because you read about her elsewhere and you desperately need a forum to slate her? Every story you pop up, calling a spade a spade. You aren't the target market and you make it clear that you pit yourself above the publicity machines so what the fuck is the point of you?

    pennycentury Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:28
  • So the most inane and ridiculous cunt of all makes an appearance. What's up Penny, run out of cognoscent thought and rapier wit to wow the boys on the Board have we? You're a fucking opinionated, popularity-seeking has-been who ran out of comedic comment way before, and now you're looking in the mirror and realising your boat didn't just leave, it fucking sank with no trace mid-channel.

    Your problem, love, is you thought that peppering your tedious offerings with a bit of gallic twist would make you seem a bit savvy, when all it ever did was confirm what an up-your-own-arse twat you are, with a failed career in management at Claire's bloody Accessories. Do yourself and the rest of us a fucking favour, and fuck off back into obscurity from whatever skip in Hampstead you eke a miserable life. At least we tend to get a bit more lucid, amusing comment on here nowadays without some smug tit like you trying to laconically appear all 'happening' and shrewd. See ya...

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 07:42
  • What is the point of Blart? This could be a party game. I'll be player two.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 09:06
  • He likes calling every female who annoys him an "abyss fannied slapper", even 15 year old pop fans.

    tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 10:58
  • For the record, Daisy Lowe is 20.

    Hence, no longer a teen.

    Hence, fair game for the Blartmonster's wrath.

    Long may it continue.

    pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:32
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you two, only PC

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:03

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