Jessica Alba is with child!Jessica Alba is with child!

[insert Little Focker or Baby Inside Me gag here]
Thu, 17/02/2011 - 10:55 by Harry Bow

Who'd have though it? The reason that Jessica Alba wore a maternity dress to the BAFTAs was because she actually IS pregnant, crazy...

It would've been hard to guess that Alba had good news though, what with her always being such a cheery person... Taking to Facebook, the actress, who married husband Cash Warren in 2008, announced:

"It's been a while since I've been on FB & I thought I'd drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister!. Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn't hear about it somewhere else."

We bet Ca$h is delighted.

 

Meanwhile, Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon and fiancee Christine Marinoni have just released a photo of their baby son after the latter gave birth last week. Congrats! 

 

At least we don't have to think of the baby being conceived like this (only about the tenth most stomach churning scene from the SatC movie, in fact)...


  • Any chance that Boris Becker was the sperm donor (or rather, had a 5-second rumpy-pumpy in a cupboard) (but then again, she's not really his type, is she?).

    vigilante Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:39
  • Looking into Cynthia Nixon's baby's eyes while being cuddled by Cynth and its 'daddy mother' you can see it's thoughts: "I stood no chance. I am so overflowing with ginger genes I may as well give up now." I can imagine them sifting through the classifieds in Donor Direct going, "No. Just not ginger enough. Next."

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/02/2011 - 16:51
  • Looking into Cynthia Nixon's baby's eyes while being cuddled by Cynth and its 'daddy mother' you can see it's thoughts: "I stood no chance. I am so overflowing with ginger genes I may as well give up now." I can imagine them sifting through the classifieds in Donor Direct going, "No. Just not ginger enough. Next."

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/02/2011 - 16:51
  • Any chance that Boris Becker was the sperm donor (or rather, had a 5-second rumpy-pumpy in a cupboard) (but then again, she's not really his type, is she?).

    vigilante Fri, 18/02/2011 - 10:39

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