Spot of bother
Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:37 by HM writer

Are the remaining female contestants in the Celebrity Big Brother house currently facing the toughest punishment ever inflicted in the series' entirety (and mankind in general) or are they actually, voluntarily squeezing Alex Reid's back spots in the bath?

So disgusted are we, that we almost felt a sense of compassion for Katie Price and forgot about Kinga and that bottle of Lambrini.

Nicola T decided to scrub Alex's spotty back, squeezing and bursting a few with her acrylic nails and vigour, while Stephanie Beacham watched and offered advice. Which would be: don't squeeze them until they bleed because a) they'll just come back again and b) it's fucking disgusting and we're going to have to watch that tonight.

Anyway, these pictures don't suffice, so please bare with us while we try our utmost to upload the clip we've just been sent (courtesy of Channel 4) for your viewing pleasure ...

 

 

  • Nicola has 3 arms & you're interested in spots!

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 22/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Not as much as meeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 10:02
  • I seeeeeeeeeeeee too

    Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 06:31
  • I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 21:37
  • I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 21:35
  • Insert jokes about buns and baps here.....

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:08
  • Hey Tesco, regards diet/hygiene, it's long been said that steroid abuse causes acne.....

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:07
  • I heard they had run out of cooking oil in the house so were having to be extra resourceful.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:03
  • What's she doing squeezing the spots of dumb arse Alex. Like a 20 watt bulb she's not too bright but still! Squeezing the pus out of some bloke's back? It's like no love have some pride.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 21/01/2010 - 16:49
  • Well I've worked it out...... ;-)

    That aside...... squeezing spots on someone's back is HUGELY satisfying, anyone want to pop round and do mine?

    ** sniggers **

    bittertwistedproud Thu, 21/01/2010 - 16:04
  • This man is, what, 34? What the fuck kind of diet/hygiene regime must he have, to have a back that looks like the face of the kid at school who'd always get called Pepperoni Features.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:55
  • The saddest thing is that this is probably Nicolas most respectable job since she stopped working behind the counter at Greggs in Croydon :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:24
  • The saddest thing is that this is probably Nicolas most respectable job since she stopped working behind the counter at Greggs in Croydon :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:24
  • This man is, what, 34? What the fuck kind of diet/hygiene regime must he have, to have a back that looks like the face of the kid at school who'd always get called Pepperoni Features.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 15:55
  • Well I've worked it out...... ;-)

    That aside...... squeezing spots on someone's back is HUGELY satisfying, anyone want to pop round and do mine?

    ** sniggers **

    bittertwistedproud Thu, 21/01/2010 - 16:04
  • What's she doing squeezing the spots of dumb arse Alex. Like a 20 watt bulb she's not too bright but still! Squeezing the pus out of some bloke's back? It's like no love have some pride.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 21/01/2010 - 16:49
  • I heard they had run out of cooking oil in the house so were having to be extra resourceful.

    Tanyas pink muff Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:03
  • Hey Tesco, regards diet/hygiene, it's long been said that steroid abuse causes acne.....

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:07
  • Insert jokes about buns and baps here.....

    slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 17:08
  • I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 21:35
  • I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Thu, 21/01/2010 - 21:37
  • I seeeeeeeeeeeee too

    Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 06:31
  • Not as much as meeeeeeeeee.

    tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 10:02
  • Nicola has 3 arms & you're interested in spots!

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 22/01/2010 - 14:11

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