Alex Reid gets his spots squeezed by Nicola T
Spot of bother
Thu, 21/01/2010 - 14:37 by HM writerAre the remaining female contestants in the Celebrity Big Brother house currently facing the toughest punishment ever inflicted in the series' entirety (and mankind in general) or are they actually, voluntarily squeezing Alex Reid's back spots in the bath?
So disgusted are we, that we almost felt a sense of compassion for Katie Price and forgot about Kinga and that bottle of Lambrini.
Nicola T decided to scrub Alex's spotty back, squeezing and bursting a few with her acrylic nails and vigour, while Stephanie Beacham watched and offered advice. Which would be: don't squeeze them until they bleed because a) they'll just come back again and b) it's fucking disgusting and we're going to have to watch that tonight.
Anyway, these pictures don't suffice, so please bare with us while we try our utmost to upload the clip we've just been sent (courtesy of Channel 4) for your viewing pleasure ...
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Nicola has 3 arms & you're interested in spots!
Not as much as meeeeeeeeee.
I seeeeeeeeeeeee too
I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Insert jokes about buns and baps here.....
Hey Tesco, regards diet/hygiene, it's long been said that steroid abuse causes acne.....
I heard they had run out of cooking oil in the house so were having to be extra resourceful.
What's she doing squeezing the spots of dumb arse Alex. Like a 20 watt bulb she's not too bright but still! Squeezing the pus out of some bloke's back? It's like no love have some pride.
Well I've worked it out...... ;-)
That aside...... squeezing spots on someone's back is HUGELY satisfying, anyone want to pop round and do mine?
** sniggers **
This man is, what, 34? What the fuck kind of diet/hygiene regime must he have, to have a back that looks like the face of the kid at school who'd always get called Pepperoni Features.
The saddest thing is that this is probably Nicolas most respectable job since she stopped working behind the counter at Greggs in Croydon :(
The saddest thing is that this is probably Nicolas most respectable job since she stopped working behind the counter at Greggs in Croydon :(
This man is, what, 34? What the fuck kind of diet/hygiene regime must he have, to have a back that looks like the face of the kid at school who'd always get called Pepperoni Features.
Well I've worked it out...... ;-)
That aside...... squeezing spots on someone's back is HUGELY satisfying, anyone want to pop round and do mine?
** sniggers **
What's she doing squeezing the spots of dumb arse Alex. Like a 20 watt bulb she's not too bright but still! Squeezing the pus out of some bloke's back? It's like no love have some pride.
I heard they had run out of cooking oil in the house so were having to be extra resourceful.
Hey Tesco, regards diet/hygiene, it's long been said that steroid abuse causes acne.....
Insert jokes about buns and baps here.....
I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I see. I seeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I seeeeeeeeeeeee too
Not as much as meeeeeeeeee.
Nicola has 3 arms & you're interested in spots!