Hold on tightly to your tux Daniel Craig, as Alex Reid is currently in talks to take over and become the new James Bond... With Stephen Baldwin. In the Celebrity Big Brother house. Meanwhile, it's being reported Tim Westwood has been offered to enter the CBB house. Surely he can knock some sense into Reid (literally, we mean).

Bonkers Baldwin (once he'd put down the Bible and had stopped spouting shit about Avatar) had been advising Reid to give up his cage-fighting/cross-dressing career, undergo corrective surgery (although we're not sure if it's possible to have a lobotomy corrected) and enrole in acting school. Because of course the next logical step after all of that (and bearing in mind that five minute role he had in Hollyoaks plus his debut movie breakthrough), will be the next reported Bond direcor Sam Mendes knocking down his door to give him the part. Oh God, what if this actually happens?

And now that Baldwin has put this hair-brained scheme into his head, expect him to never wear clothes again in the Big Brother house. Or in the outside world. He already took his top off last night to clean up after dinner, as you do during the coldest weather we've had for three decades. But at least we can all agree he is definitely a man who looks better with his clothes on (even if he was wearing a salmon pink jumper).

Meanwhile, yesterday we reported that porn star Vikki Thomas was to enter the Celebrity Big Brother house and now it's being rumoured that Tim Westwood may be going in too.

He Tweeted:

 

"Just been asked to go on CBB! Should I ask for time off from the radio?"

But then, we all remember how excited we became when Kym Marsh 'Tweeted' a similar thing...