lady keeper ring needs to wax that upper lip

Ach, this "Lady" Sovereign is priceless.

There's a YouTube clip that pinpoints the exact moment she shafted her career. I'll post it at the end.

From the Gruniad...

Her gig at New York's Studio B in 2007 should have been the latest installment in her apparently promising bid to become the latest UK singer to break the massive American market.

Alas, only moments into the gig she stopped performing and instead started pouring her troubles out onto the crowd.

She began by telling them how she never wanted to do the show in the first place but needed the money, before revealing to the bemused audience that she was suffering from depression and was so broke that she would be homeless within two months.

Understandably, an audience of hardened Brooklyners who'd paid good dollars to see the UK grime star were not particularly impressed.

In fact, they went ballistic.

Sovereign compounded the ignominy by revealing that she couldn't come up with new songs or remember the old ones, and boos just rained down.

After just 20 minutes, the woebegone performer fled the stage with a parting shot of "America fucks you up. Fuck America!"

You have to watch the clip, it is rather brilliant. Finished her career dead.

Dumb chav would have had thousands of similarly tracksuited wankers giving their grandmothers to trade places with her at one point, but she blew it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2mnLO5YEjM

Absolute fucking class - but why the fuck bother with such an oxygen thief?? She just has that priceless accoutrement - a face you'd never tire of slapping. You can imagine her wardrobe is full of all the big haute couture names: Stussy, Von Dutch, Kappa, Bench, Juicy,....