Well, according to our sources, argumentative nut bag rapper Lady Sovereign has signed on the dotted line and will be entering the house in January. Joining her is (although our source isn't quite so sure on this one) said to be Culture Club man, neck painter and radiator repair man Boy George.
Those two in the house will make Pete Burns look like Mark Owen.
We're not sure who else is in yet, but if we had a wish list...
- Foxy Knoxy
- Jedward
- Alex Reid
- Lindsay Lohan
- Courtney Love
- Mark Croft
- Lindsay Lohan
- Tanya Macintosh
- Mitch winehouse
- Blake Fielder-Civil
- Richard Madely
All of the above are either skint, desperate or bored or all three.
Come on Channel 4, that is one list of pure unadulterated reality TV dynamite. Literally, get the fuck on with it please.
*sends invoice*
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COMMENTS (16)
"Lady" Soveriegn? That five o clock shadow begs to differ.
*coffee thru nose onto monitor* moment
Neck-painter Boy George (laughs), I love it. And it only drew attention to the flab bless. As for Lady Sov, where's she bin? Full marks to her agent for insisting to C4 that she was still a celeb. She had better earn her stripes and try and stab someone. Disappointed with "Celeb" so I expect BB to deliver.
Hello George Sampson!
No one can possibly be watching that shit, seriously?!!
Well done getting 2 of them right all the way back here! - Celebrity Big Brother 2010 Blog