Katie Price and Dane Bowers Katie Price and Dane Bowers

Celebrity Big Blurgh
Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:20 by HM writer

Celebrity Big Brother housemates were having yet another discussion about the recession and the restructuring of the banking system... Just joking, they were playing a round of 'I Have Never' and talking about their six-in-a-bed experiences while Dane Bowers' touched on his infamous sex tape with Katie Price.

During the 'dare' game, Alex Reid admitted to having a fivesome, but claimed he couldn't remember much of it (i.e it probably never happened). Bowers trumped him and claimed to have had a sixsome. Basshunter then admitted that he had a wank in the house. What a day.

Bowers also discussed his sex tape with Price and also revealed the real reason for his split from Jordan. Because we've been dying to know for the last five years. Bowers claimed his sex tape was "the biggest thing on the internet" and more searched than Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's video nasty. Vinnie asked Bowers why he split with Price, and he admitted that he told her if she did anymore "nudey" stuff, he'd dump her. So she did it, just to "spite" him. Which doesn't sound like something she'd do to us. Besides, he should be thanking his lucky stars each day...

Dane Bowers' toe

 

 

 

 

  • That is very rude young man.

    You clearly weren't brought up well like my Dane.

    Now don't feel badly, it's not your fault.

    Mrs Bowers x

    mcfuck Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:51
  • Hi Dane's mum,

    Do you take it up the shitter ? if so I'll vote for your shaved scrotum sack of a son.

    Ta x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:57
  • Hello. I am Dane's mum. Please vote for him.

    Thank you,

    Mrs Bowers.

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:52
  • The great thing about Celebrity BB is that it corals a bunch of no marks, chancers, tossers and wannabees into one place where the rest of the world - or those of us with 'Celebrity Intolerance Syndrome (CLITS anyone?) and a flamethrower - can cheerfully ignore them for a few weeks.

    jiggerycock Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:05
  • They're all moments away from income support yet they're bragging about crap? Jackasses. Huzzah for BB - puncturing egos where others fail to reach.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:52
  • Dane's "sixsome" was probably himself and five Krispy Kreme doughnuts - the fat knacker.

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:47
  • But remember - Vote Dane !

    Bunch of cunts

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:18
  • Shows what a big fat hypocrite Dane is. It was OK for Jordan to do all that when he met her, but she had to change for him. Arrogant tosser

    bradley27 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 06:11
  • Utter vermin

    tigerstail Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:57
  • Utter vermin

    tigerstail Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:57
  • Shows what a big fat hypocrite Dane is. It was OK for Jordan to do all that when he met her, but she had to change for him. Arrogant tosser

    bradley27 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 06:11
  • But remember - Vote Dane !

    Bunch of cunts

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:18
  • Dane's "sixsome" was probably himself and five Krispy Kreme doughnuts - the fat knacker.

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:47
  • They're all moments away from income support yet they're bragging about crap? Jackasses. Huzzah for BB - puncturing egos where others fail to reach.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:52
  • The great thing about Celebrity BB is that it corals a bunch of no marks, chancers, tossers and wannabees into one place where the rest of the world - or those of us with 'Celebrity Intolerance Syndrome (CLITS anyone?) and a flamethrower - can cheerfully ignore them for a few weeks.

    jiggerycock Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:05
  • Hello. I am Dane's mum. Please vote for him.

    Thank you,

    Mrs Bowers.

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:52
  • Hi Dane's mum,

    Do you take it up the shitter ? if so I'll vote for your shaved scrotum sack of a son.

    Ta x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:57
  • That is very rude young man.

    You clearly weren't brought up well like my Dane.

    Now don't feel badly, it's not your fault.

    Mrs Bowers x

    mcfuck Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:51

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