Celebrity Big Brother 2010: how to make a cow
Totally Offal
Wed, 20/01/2010 - 17:31 by Mr. HMTonight's task on Celebrity Big Brother won't go down well with vegetarians, but may bring back some happy memories for Alex Reid and Dane Bowers.
I can't be sure, but I could have sworn these were stills from Katie and Dane's sex tape, but apparently not. The housemates were given the task of rebuilding a whole cow using a wire frame and a whole pile of meat, intestines and offal.
The reward is God's own food - Roast Beef and yorkshire pudding. Yum!
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Comments
Very true, very true...
Is this not some sort of Satanic ritual where, unbeknownst to the housemates, dark, masonic priests at BB have summoned a demonic entity to possess the flesh sculpture, to wreak more havoc on the hapless housemates? I suspect they have summoned Marduk, the ancient Babylonian bull god. Or Jade Goody.
There will be a heart in there somewhere, so doubt Bowers or Reid will get confused.
There will be a heart in there somewhere, so doubt Bowers or Reid will get confused.
Is this not some sort of Satanic ritual where, unbeknownst to the housemates, dark, masonic priests at BB have summoned a demonic entity to possess the flesh sculpture, to wreak more havoc on the hapless housemates? I suspect they have summoned Marduk, the ancient Babylonian bull god. Or Jade Goody.
Very true, very true...