Totally Offal
Wed, 20/01/2010 - 17:31 by Mr. HM

Tonight's task on Celebrity Big Brother won't go down well with vegetarians, but may bring back some happy memories for Alex Reid and Dane Bowers.

I can't be sure, but I could have sworn these were stills from Katie and Dane's sex tape, but apparently not. The housemates were given the task of rebuilding a whole cow using a wire frame and a whole pile of meat, intestines and offal.

The reward is God's own food - Roast Beef and yorkshire pudding. Yum!

  • Very true, very true...

    Mr. HM Wed, 20/01/2010 - 20:29
  • Is this not some sort of Satanic ritual where, unbeknownst to the housemates, dark, masonic priests at BB have summoned a demonic entity to possess the flesh sculpture, to wreak more havoc on the hapless housemates? I suspect they have summoned Marduk, the ancient Babylonian bull god. Or Jade Goody.

    Tanyas pink muff Wed, 20/01/2010 - 18:57
  • There will be a heart in there somewhere, so doubt Bowers or Reid will get confused.

    dandyboy Wed, 20/01/2010 - 18:01
  • There will be a heart in there somewhere, so doubt Bowers or Reid will get confused.

    dandyboy Wed, 20/01/2010 - 18:01
  • Is this not some sort of Satanic ritual where, unbeknownst to the housemates, dark, masonic priests at BB have summoned a demonic entity to possess the flesh sculpture, to wreak more havoc on the hapless housemates? I suspect they have summoned Marduk, the ancient Babylonian bull god. Or Jade Goody.

    Tanyas pink muff Wed, 20/01/2010 - 18:57
  • Very true, very true...

    Mr. HM Wed, 20/01/2010 - 20:29

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